Konami recruiting for ‘new developments’ in MGS series

Konami have posted up a new Japanese job listing that appears to be the equivalent of a pedophile’s ancient van with the words “free ice cream” scrawled hastily on the side. The ad is asking for recruits to work on “new developments” in theMetal Gearseries for consoles and “portable arcades” (according toIGN). Thepage is also askingfor help in various award-winning games such asWinning Eleven,Jikkyou Powerful Pro Baseball, andBemani. That’s right — sweetMGStaste, then horribleBemanitorture....

May 19, 2025 · 1 min · 182 words · Benjamin Wolfe

Lego Star Wars was good but …

Following on the success of theLego Star Warsseries, Lucasarts plans to releasePlaydoh Star War II: The Original Trilogy. Actually the game is just a photoshop, but the game idea would be cool. Chewbacca could pound the Stormtroopers into clay blobs and Luke could use the force to manipulate the Play Doh. [ViaGameCouch.com]

May 19, 2025 · 1 min · 52 words · Lindsay Steele

Limited edition GTA IV 360 is kind of nice, you can’t have one

Hey, look what was dropped off at New York City office ofMarc Ecko’sComplexmagazine— a fancy limited-editionGrand Theft Auto IV-themed Xbox 360! It looks like this limited run of 500 custom consoles is only being sent to press to generate hype, so if you’re thinking about picking one up at EB Games, you’re out of luck. While the system is simply an Elite that’s been given a glossy coat of paint, branded withGTA IVcover art, and numbered, it does look pretty slick....

May 19, 2025 · 1 min · 203 words · Susan Smith DVM

Live show: Blarg picks on Mash Tactics

[Not sure what Mash Tactics is? I’ve included a clip from a recent episode to show you just a glimpse of what you’ve been missing, you daft fool! You can see all of Destructoid’s previously-aired live showsin our archives.] Today,Mash Tacticsis playing whatever you want us to. The end of the week is what we affectionately call “A.D.D. Fridays.” We take suggestions on what to play, then we play along with the people watching at home....

May 19, 2025 · 1 min · 140 words · Melinda Weeks

Live show: Mash Tactics at TopWare this Saturday

Mash Tacticswill be live today, playing… something. But, we want to use this time to let you know about a special edition ofMash Tacticsairing this Saturday, October 1st, from 12 to 5 PST. This event will be Pico Mause’s final show, and she will be going out in style as the crew broadcasts live fromTopWare Interactive. We have a lot planned for this event, though what actually happens is subject to change....

May 19, 2025 · 1 min · 191 words · James Hays

Lost Planet 2 details come to the surface, sound sexy

Like a fair few Destructoid readers, I never warmed up to the originalLost Planet. However, the more I hear aboutLost Planet 2, the more hopeful I become. Anew set of detailshave emerged concerning the Capcom sequel, and so far, it’s sounding hot. First of all,LP2is definitely taking theResident Evil 5route and making co-op the order of the day. Up to four players will team up to tackle an army of glowing bugs, with heavy emphasis on working together and taking responsibility for your allies....

May 19, 2025 · 2 min · 293 words · William Diaz

Major Nelson finds religion, wants Marketplace commandments

More proof that Iwasn’t talkin’ crazywhen I said Microsoft is all about the community, Major Nelson has come out today andasked the peoplewhat they’d want the Marketplace 10 Commandments to be. Had God spoketh to Microsoft, what do you think he’d say? Got some suggestions? Let us hear them. But please, they must be in commandment form. Here’s my example/suggestion: Thou shall not allow EA to rapeth customers.

May 19, 2025 · 1 min · 68 words · Susan Russo

Mega Man Universe canceled

Capcom has announced today via their website the cancellation ofMega Man Universe. The Xbox Live Arcade and PlayStation Network title, whichapplied customizable characters and stagesto the series’ core platforming gameplay, was due for release this spring. Capcom cited “various reasons” (Google translated) for the game’s cancellation but offered no further details in the brief statement. I’m not heartbroken.I was never soldon the idea of a “Little Mega Planet” game, personally, andI’m not alone on that....

May 19, 2025 · 1 min · 101 words · Eric Rodriguez

Metalocalypse: Dethgame meets its own premature demise

Konami had been all set to publish a game for Xbox Live Arcade and PlayStation Network based upon the popular Adult Swim cartoon,Metalocalypse.Announced at Comic-Con last year, it was nowhere to be found at E3. A subsequent failure to materialize for this year’s Comic-Con caused Siliconera to get a case of curiousity and ask. Turns out that the game was unceremoniously canceled at some point in the last year. According to Konami, Adult Swim pulled the license and that was that....

May 19, 2025 · 1 min · 144 words · Maria Roman

Microsoft’s heart is not two sizes too small

While some folks this holiday are picking up Sony’s console simply to playResistance: Fall of Man, or a Wii so they can get their dirty paws on Link’s latest adventure, I think it’s a safe bet that there are still people willing to enter the next gen simply to playGeometry Wars. Which is why Microsoft, in the spirit of giving and marketing, is offering Xbox 360 users the opportunity to gift your friends two free Xbox Live Arcade titles … provided, of course, they purchase their system this holiday....

May 19, 2025 · 2 min · 269 words · Zachary Stevenson

Monday Mind Teasers 4/02/07

You know how it works — with the help of each other, try to figure out all of the disguised video game covers. They all share a common theme that, once solved, can help you figure out the harder ones. Since I put a lot of thought intolast week‘s theme, but you all destroyed it in under an hour anyways, this week I’ve made them all pretty difficult. There’s only one easy mind teaser, and if you can’t figure out the theme there’s a good chance I’ll stump you guys and gamer girls for the first time in months....

May 19, 2025 · 1 min · 111 words · Beth Smith

Monday Mind Teasers: Hello moto!

You know how it works! With the help of each other, attempt to figure out all of the disguised game covers. They all share a common theme that, once solved, can help you figure out the harder ones. Don’t let this week’s large amount of medium and hard puzzles fool you, this is a pretty easy week of mind teasers. Not only is the theme very simple this week, but almost all of the puzzles this week are probably games you know well....

May 19, 2025 · 1 min · 104 words · Katherine Wood

More X-Blades screens, no further developments on clothing situation

She’s still half-naked, andX-Bladesis still looking like a shallow hack n’ slash affair. No further developments, and none needed as far as I’m concerned. Barely clothed hack n’ slash is just dandy, thank you very much. These new screens show off the different environments of Southpeak’s action game. While it might not be the most graphically impressive title out there, I am pleased by the use of more than three colors and I like the direction they’ve gone with the design....

May 19, 2025 · 1 min · 87 words · Mr. James Melton