Dynasty Gaiden! Tecmo and Koei merge into one entity of samurai and breasts

Wow, this is crazy stuff. Looks like the proposed takeover of Tecmo by Square Enix isn’t going to happen, because the ailing Tecmo has just started talks with Koei and the two companiesare set to merge. With Tecmo’sNinja GaidenandDoAseries popular in the West, and Koei’sMusougames popular in the East, the two companies are hoping to balance each other out. Here is the official statement from Tecmo: As the game industry environment changes with high-powered hardware, portable game machines and rapid growth as well as online mobile games, the accelerating consumer needs are varied and sophisticated....

June 26, 2025 · 1 min · 200 words · Cassidy Wright

E3 09: Sony to provide digital copies of your current UMDs

Already own a PSP with a decent amount of titles in your collection? Looking to upgrade to a PSP Go, but aren’t sure what will become of your UMDs? It’s sounding like Sony is going to have a solution for you, and hopefully a free one at that. Gizmodo set outto find out more from Sony’s John Koller, and the site got a nice explanation. “We’re in the midst of putting together a good will program,” he says, which will be revealed “soon....

June 26, 2025 · 1 min · 209 words · Eric Nelson

E3 2008: Can’t we all just get along?

Following Nintendo’s underwhelming dog and pony show at E3, a whole slew of folks happily jumped on the Nintendo bashing bandwagon. Which really was the only appropriate response. Perhaps not bashingper se, but lambasting, rebuking, chastising, criticizing, and other words that end in “ing” and mean calling someone out for epic failure most definitely. Considering Nintendo’s been in business for over 100 years now they should know better than to expect warm fuzzies and lengthy litanies on how just how gosh-darn proud everyone is of the effort they put forth in disappointing the everliving crap out of their fans....

June 26, 2025 · 5 min · 931 words · Marvin Potter

E3: CCP on why Dust 514 is skipping Xbox 360 and PC

The news aboutDust 514at E3 this yearwas that it’s now a PlayStation 3 exclusive. Well, why? CCP Games gave an answer to Rock, Paper, Shotgun. “Most ofDustis running on our own technology, it’s running on our own super-computer, on Tranquillity,” says producer Thomas Farrer. “And Sony is a lot more … open, shall we say, to allowing you to do those things. It may seem silly, but on Xbox Live your identity is your Xbox Live identity....

June 26, 2025 · 1 min · 191 words · Jennifer Hayden

E3: Sony ready to reveal another Syphon Filter?

Another installment in a popular series of games being announced at E3? You don’t say! Apparently Sony accidentally published details of aSyphon Filter 4on its US PlayStation website earlier this week. It was quickly pulled, but not before a number of sources grabbed some information, including a logo (pictured above). Other details include the game using an all new engine created by SCE London, and seeing a Q4 2012 release for the PlayStation 3....

June 26, 2025 · 1 min · 173 words · Sherri Williams

EA hasn’t forgotten about Road Rash fans, but what’s the hold up?

Sorry SNES fans, but do you recall all of the great games that the Sega Genesis used to offer? A few come to mind, but one of my personal favorites was an old EA title calledRoad Rash. It was one of those games that two people could play together (while on the same screen..gasp!), and have one hell of a good time in the process. Well it looks like we aren’t any closer to seeing a newRoad Rashgame, but thanks to GameDaily’s recentinterviewwith EA’s John Riccitiello, we at least can cry ourselves to sleep at night knowing that the game was not completely forgotten:...

June 26, 2025 · 1 min · 196 words · David Webb

EA Store outs Mass Effect 3

Would you look at this:Electronic Arts’ official storehas added a listing forMass Effect 3. There’s even a description: Earth is burning. Striking from beyond known space, a race of terrifying machines have begun their destruction of the human race. As Commander Shepard, an Alliance Marine, your only hope for saving mankind is to rally the civilizations of the galaxy and launch one final mission to take back the Earth. Sounds serious....

June 26, 2025 · 1 min · 95 words · Andrew Stevenson

Eight last-minute Halloween costumes for gamers

Poor little videogame-lovin’ naked guy. Halloween is literally just around the corner, and he still has no costume! It could be that he can’t decide on who to be. Perhaps someone from one of those games he likes so much… but making a good choice can be overwhelming. There’s so many great characters out there to choose from. Or it could be that he lacks costume-making skills. A lot of the stuff that game characters wear seems too complicated to emulate in real life....

June 26, 2025 · 9 min · 1838 words · Joseph Thomas

ESA lobbies Congress to help import some talent

There’s an old joke about Mexico and the Olympics: the reason Mexico can’t field an Olympic team is that every Mexican who can run, jump, and swim has already immigrated to the United States. That’s about the extent of my immigration joke repertoire — I’m more of a “pregnant and barefoot in the kitchen” kind of guy — but it seems that the Entertainment Software Association wants to make it a bit easier for programmers of all nationalities to work and live in the United States....

June 26, 2025 · 2 min · 259 words · Breanna Daniels

ESRB: L.A. Noire has blood spurts, pubic hair, racism

It’s yet again time for my favorite kind of post —ESRBrating summaries! The Entertainment Software Rating Board has finally tackled Rockstar’sL.A. Noire, and as you’d expect from a Rockstar game, the details are tasty, to say the least. Like always, the ESRB has gone through the violent and sexual content in clinical detail, revealing some hot details. There’s tons of violence, with blood spurts and “realistic” gunfights. Plenty of nudity as well, but perhaps not thebestkind, considering it’s mostly mutilated murder victims with their clothes off....

June 26, 2025 · 3 min · 456 words · Tina Jackson

Europe getting a black Wii bundle, I cry myself to sleep

Well it’s about time. Everything on my TV stand from my HD DVD player, which is now used as a regular DVD player, to my cable box is black. Except for my Wii. Why oh why did you have to throw off my color balance, Nintendo? I know nothing of feng shui, but thiscannotbe good. As reported byEngadget, a limited edition black Wii bundle — complete with Wii remote, MotionPlus, a Nunchuk,Wii Sports, andWii Sports Resort— is on the way....

June 26, 2025 · 1 min · 148 words · Isabella Garcia

Famitsu reveals new DS Harvest Moon: double points if you seduce a monkey

This recently posted threadon NeoGAF has information from the latest issue of Japanese Super Happy Power Fun magazineFamitsu, and within they reveal a brand-newHarvest Moontitle coming to the Nintendo DS (at least in the Land of the Rising Sun). Quotation: DS | Harvest Moon: Shining Sun & FriendsMMV, Winter– five islands– can see the island in the last game, Hinata– wi-fi can be used to trade items Admittedly, this tells us very litte, and we don’t even know if this game is coming to our shores or the shores of our imperial colonies, but based on what was said, one can make a few educated guesses....

June 26, 2025 · 1 min · 207 words · Jordan Lee

Fanboy Friday: Vin Diesel Edition

And here we are again. Another Friday, more fanboys. Today, we’re going to talk aboutWheelman. Or as the cover art says,Vin Diesel Wheelman. I don’t know if this shit is based off a movie, or if Vin Diesel just slapped his name on it, but from the 15 seconds of research I did about the game it looks like it’s similar toGTAIVandSaint’s Row. Unsurprisingly, it got a low score from IGN....

June 26, 2025 · 7 min · 1377 words · Lauren Hurst