Bayonetta screens do little to curb our lust for the game

Sega has released a new batch of screenshots for upcoming Platinum Games titleBayonetta, a game that’s shaping up to be just my cup of tea. Balls-to-the-wall combat, absolutely ridiculous concepts, and a heroine who seems to have giraffe legs. These are the three ingredients toanyperfect action game. With the pedigree ofDevil May Crycreator Hideki Kamiya behind Bayonetta, I expect good things, as do a majority of the Destructoid staff. Fingers are crossed, but the chaps at Platinum rarely let us down....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 85 words · Roberto Green

Blizzard ‘serious’ about bringing Diablo III to consoles

We’ve heard time and time again aboutDiablo IIIpossibly coming to consoles due to job listings posted by Blizzard. Frankly, this story has gotten incredibly old, but we do finally have more to go on. At gamescom, lead designer Josh Mosqueira said that Blizzard “is very, very serious about bringing theDiablo IIIexperience to the console.” “Today, we’re trying to build the best console team at Blizzard. We’re looking for programmers, designers, artists who think their dream job would be to bringDiabloto the console....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 192 words · Rebecca Kelly

Buy this PS3 for the every day low price of $736.99 [Update]

I live in Indiana. Because corn is more favorable than entertainment, I often have to explain what a videogame or a console is before I can purchase them at normal retail outlets. It appears as though one of our local rent-to-own establishments is preying on my problem – people don’t know what the hell they are buying out here amidst the fields. In the ad above, the company is literally boasting the “every day low price” of the Xbox 360 Arcade and PlayStation 3, which they have set at $409....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 184 words · Jessica West

Call of Duty: Black Ops Wii getting patched up soon

Not many Wii games get post-releases patches, but I suppose not as many are as big a deal as Treyarch’s Call of Duty: Black Ops. The game’s developer has announced that it will release a patch for the title within the next two weeks. “We have fixed many of the problems you have reported and are currently eating those fixes in an update,” wrote Treyarch community man, Josh Olin, on theBlack Opsforums....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 140 words · Robert Rojas

Captain Obvious: God of War: Collection is region-free

There were quite a few disappointed faces greeting yesterday’s news thatGod of War: Collectionwon’t be coming to Europe until 2010, if indeed it comes at all. Luckily, however, Sony has provided some good news for those with an eye to importing the game.It will be region-free. This is something most people had anticipated, since practically every PS3 game ships this way. It’s one of the best decisions Sony ever made, and it of course means that those in Europe who are desperate for some old school Kratos action all up in their Blu-ray can import the game from a reputable dealer or cutthroat mercenary operating out of the back of his brother’s van in East Croydon....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 130 words · Adam Bowen

CES 2007: First video footage of Castlevania: SOTN for XBLA

Microsoft has been showing off all of their new Xbox Live Arcade games at CES 2007 and boy do they look good. Of these upcoming titles,Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, is looking to be one of the more anticipated.Any fan of theCastlevaniaseries will tell you how much this game rocked, so let’s hope the port will be just as good, if not better. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m almost ready to forgive the lack of decent XBLA releases after seeing what is in store for us....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 179 words · Anthony Scott

CES 2008: LucasArts’ Fracture

The fine folks from LucasArts invited us to a private showing of their new, next-generation IP,Fracture. In theFractureworld,the United States aren’t so united anymore. In the 2100’s, global warming causes The Great Flood, and this splits the country into two parts. The East coast becomes the Atlantic Alliance, and they side with Europe to focus on cybernetics. The West becomes The Republic of Pacifica, and they side with Asia, choosing genetics over cybernetics....

May 17, 2025 · 2 min · 420 words · Wesley Jones

Check out Gran Tursimo 5’s X1 Prototype

Sony has been teasing this fantasy racing car they’ve put together with Red Bull Racing for some time now. It’s finally revealed and we have plenty of pictures to share with you. The car was the answer to a big ‘what if.’ They wanted to use Gran Turismo 5 to see what the fastest race car would be outside any regulation. The X1 is it. The result? 1,483hp at 15,000rpm, a top speed of 400kmh and up to 6G of lateral G-force....

May 17, 2025 · 2 min · 281 words · James Conner

Club Nintendo to get Mario 25th anniversary items

Mario’s 25th anniversary is here and Club Nintendo is celebrating with some new themed items. Starting on Oct. 20, members will be able to redeem their Club Nintendo coins for a special “Evolution of Mario†screen saver and four limited-edition pins commemorating the 25th anniversary. It’s no special game re-release or anything like that, but we’ll take it. The screen saver features footage from Mario games over the last 25 years....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 174 words · Donald Knox

Command & Conquer 4 screens love them some neon colors

Similar to the shift fromDawn of Warto its successor, so too willCommand & Conquer 4:Tiberian Twilighthave less of an emphasis on all-out base building. Not that there isn’t a time and a place for that style of play, but sometimes you just want to get into the action sooner. This is one of the main reasons why I’m interested inC&C4. Well, that, and this latest batch of screenshots for the game have grabbed my attention with their captivating yet horrifically bright colors....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 133 words · Kenneth Phillips

Commander’s Challenge for PSN, XBLA a bargain at $10

The ESRB and a leaked achievementsalready let this cat out of the bag, but Electronic Arts has confirmed thatCommand & Conquer Red Alert 3 Commander’s Challengeis coming to Xbox LIVE Arcade and PlayStation Network this fall. So what’s the news? Well, the news is that it’s pretty cheap for what you get. $9.99 or 800 MS Points for PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 respectively. That’s ten dollars less than the PC version which was released earlier in the year for $20....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 112 words · Aaron Kelly

Counter-Strike: GO is all about that skill rank

Counter-Strike: Global Offensiveis easily my most anticipated shooter.Modern WarfareandBattlefieldwill both do phenomenally this fall, butGOwill definitely be my shooter of choice when it finally drops; in Valve time, of course. One of the most exciting aspects may be the skill-based matchmaking. “If you’re playing against PS3 players, that just means that they’re as good as you” Jim got with Valve writer Chet Faliszek to see just how things are coming for the long awaited sequel....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 75 words · Lonnie Simmons

Daily irrelevance: Game piracy lawyers protecting the rights of Army F*ckers

This is only related to videogames in the most vague of ways, but it’s far too hilarious a story to pass up. The UK law firm that is currently putting pressure onthousands of alleged videogame piratesis nowtightening the screwson gay porn. Davenport Lyons is responsible for the notorious mass war on UK pirates, an initiative backed by Atari and Codemasters. The war has come under fire for questionable tactics and, in one case, an elderly couplereceiving a threatening letterfrom Atari....

May 17, 2025 · 1 min · 209 words · Joshua Pugh