YTMND Thursday: Yes, I’m late but YTMND got hacked or something … edition

I’m not exactly sure what happened (as I was extremely busy over the last couple of days) but I’m going to guess that Disney pulled a Sega and contacted YTMND to take down any Disney Princesses related YTMNDs. Whatever the case, it was pretty hilarious to open up YTMND and see Jasmine, Snow White and other famous cartoon stars that I would totally bang. That disturbing fact aside, which ones did you like this week?...

June 7, 2025 · 1 min · 107 words · Brittany Harris

‘Cinematic’ is anti-game

[Editor’s Note: We’re not just a (rad) news site — we also publish opinions/editorials from our community & employees like this one, though be aware it may not jive with the opinions of Destructoid as a whole, or how our moms raised us. Want to post your own article in response? Publish it now on ourcommunity blogs.] So the year of 2009 is almost over, and for a brief moment I thought about writing a “My Game of the Year” or “Top Games of 2009” editorial....

June 7, 2025 · 9 min · 1820 words · Scott Johnson

25 minutes of FarCry 2: It’s an entirely different kind of jungle fever!

The above clip — and the second part after the jump — show off 25 minutes of footage from the upcomingFarCry 2. According to the on-screen text, the clips are from a pre-alpha build, but that doesn’t stop the game from looking as gorgeous as a moonlit African savanna (filled with naked women and huge LCD televisions).Since Crytek sold the rights to theFarCryseries to Ubisoft, this sequel is being developed without their involvement....

June 6, 2025 · 2 min · 290 words · Justin Newton

360 Elites are cheap and plentiful … in Japan

Microsoft made a doody when they launched the 360 in Japan; instead of having the killer apps they needed to win over the extremely finnicky Jap market, they deliveredTetris Grandmaster Aceand then sat around wondering “What went wrong?” Well, not that anyone is going to buy them, but Microsoft has at least put in a good effort to make the 360 Elite readily availably in Japan and at a much lower price ($390, as opposed to $480 in the states and $800 on eBay)....

June 6, 2025 · 3 min · 522 words · Mary Garcia

Alan Wake goes viral? New site welcomes you to Bright Falls

It’s just a teaser image at the moment, but a brand new Web site,Brightfalls.com, appears to be the beginning of a viral advertising campaign for Remedy’s upcoming Xbox 360 exclusives,Alan Wake. As we discussed earlier today, a brand new trailer went up, and this site seems to coincide with that. The teaser image welcomes us to Bright Falls and proudly describes it as “The Home of the Annual Deerfest.” Alan Wake, possessing aTwin Peaks-esque feel to the premise, seems like a prime candidate for some viral marketing....

June 6, 2025 · 1 min · 109 words · Wayne Rodriguez

Amazon’s Gold Box deal: Final Fantasy XIII $36.99 on PS3

Sometimes Amazon.com’s Gold Box game deal is on something your kid sister would even pass on, but today it’s on something good. Well, good if you like Final Fantasy. GetFinal Fantasy XIIIfor PS3 for 38 percent off, or $36.99. If you want it for the Xbox 360, you’ll get 20 percent off, which puts the game at $47.99. Someone has to pay for the 79 discs inside!Amazon is waiting for your order....

June 6, 2025 · 1 min · 127 words · Trevor Woods

Bejeweled 3 coming, looks familiar

Maker of obnoxiously addictive and awesome games PopCap has announced that it will be releasingBejeweled 3on December 7. The game certainly looks familiar. Let me think… oh, right! It looks just likeBejeweled. The sequel will feature the same “match-3” game mechanic that made the series so popular, while adding a handful of new features. In addition to the classic play,Bejeweled 3will add a Quest mode with 40 puzzles, a Zen mode (where you can customize your sounds), and a timed “Lightning” mode....

June 6, 2025 · 2 min · 215 words · Rebekah Marshall

Blizzard has rolled out StarCraft II patch 1.1

It’s about that time for you to begin patchingStarCraft II, folks. Improvements to the editor, fixes for bugs, andoh God balance changes for all three racesare some of what can be found in patch 1.1. Seeing as how we have talked about this one multiple times before, I’m not going to get into the specific notes. You can do that in the comments if you’re into it, or you could go the smart route and begin adapting to the ever-changing multiplayer landscape....

June 6, 2025 · 7 min · 1301 words · Lori George

Brazil gets a semi-awesome portable Genesis

Brazilians will be getting ahandheld Genesis systemon December 5th. It will have 20 built in games ranging fromSonic, Altered Beast, Ecco, Golden Axe, Kid Chameleonand more. This is an official Sega product and it will take 20 D sized batteries to run. I’m just kidding, that was a jab at the Game Gear. I’m hilarious! It only needs three AAA batteries to run. This does sound like an awesome idea but there’s just one small little detail that ruins this entire concept....

June 6, 2025 · 1 min · 139 words · Don Oconnor

Can you spot all the 3D Dot Game Heroes parody screens?

From Software’s delicious looking3D Dot Game Heroeswon’t be skimping on the humor when it finally releases. Right down to the loading screens, the game is steeped in self-referential silliness, as these new images fromAndria Sangdemonstrate. The game’s loading screens are images of various retro games re-imagined in the3D Dot Game Heroesart style. You should be able to spotCastlevaniaandDragon Questin there, but what else can you see? Some of these looks really obscure, so I invite you all to take a look at the various screens and try to work out what game From Software is referencing....

June 6, 2025 · 1 min · 129 words · Randy Daugherty

Cat’s in Pajamas: Harry Chapin just got Quad Damage

The above video comes courtesy of the stoner deitys atSuper Deluxe. It’s easy to write them off based on their website — or star Dana Snyder’s work onAqua Teen Hunger Force —as exploiting the easily amused youth of America whose attention spans have been so stunted by modern media as to actually collapse upon themselves and leave our youth with an inability to focus on anything that strings together more than four or five coherent words in succession....

June 6, 2025 · 2 min · 371 words · Manuel Hurst

CES 2009: New Killzone 2 footage impresses

What’s the hype about?Killzone 2looks amazing, and these new videos definitely impress.To be honest, I wasn’t very excited about the title up until this week. I didn’t understand they hype. I came to understand it a bit more after our CES team had a chance to get some hands-on time with the game on the show floor.We followed that with a presentation onKillzone 2and its inner workings. The presentation was peppered with clips that highlight visuals, technology and other details....

June 6, 2025 · 2 min · 294 words · Julie Serrano

CES 2009: Prototype is ‘all crunch, but no munch’

It’s been awhile since we’ve seen or heard anything from Radical Entertainment and its third-person, open-world action titlePrototype. In fact, the last time we really heard anything new about the game was last year’s San Francisco Game Developers Conference. And then when Activision got its claws into Sierra Entertainment,Prototype‘s former publisher, Radical Entertainment went dark.Now, with the game shipping for Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and PC this summer and Activision Blizzard taking over publishing duties, they’re ready to talk....

June 6, 2025 · 4 min · 693 words · Kelsey Jimenez