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Nobody with a vagina better be watching this video. Penises only.Sexypenises only.A new HAWP was released, Jonathan Holmes talks with theDark Voidteam, theMega Man 9shirts will be made available to the public, Atlus sends out the best contest letters, Ashley Davis made another great Monthly Musing piece and plenty more happened on Tuesday.Tuesday Regulars:Hey Ash, Whatcha Playing: Episode SevenGames time forgot: the rest of the demo discRetRose Tinted:Chuck E. Cheese’sScraps: Evil has two faces … Face Face: Coming Spring 2011 (7/22/08)E3 Originals:Video Interview withDark Void’sJose Perez IIISporefigures spotted at E3Destructoid Originals:Destructoid Discusses!...

I can’t wait to return to Rapture now. Jim reveals the full track for SingSterling, Microsoft faces a lawsuit over the Red Rings,LittleBigPlanetgets sexy, craineum made some amazing Halloween costumes, and plenty more happened on 10/16/08. Thursday Regulars:Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin: Text AdventuresRetroforceGO! records episode 64 tonight:Secret of Mana Originals:Destructoid movie review:Max Paynelacks sweet gunfights, substanceExtra Life/SingSterling: Full track list revealed! News:Cops hateSaint’s Row 2, throw fit of a hissy natureMicrosoft faces Red Ring lawsuitAnd now from the world of unusual MMO’s: Love gets a trailerGrand Theft Auto: San Andreascoming to Xbox Originals later this monthMS: Xbox 360 can handle MGS4PS3 Rock Band drops next week, PS2 and Wii in December [Update]I’ll still kill: THQ picks up50 Cent’s Bloodon the SandWould you like your PSP Fruit Roll-Up style?...

Every major life decision I make is only so I can be more like the beautiful feline in this video. If only it were so easy to play games all day, lie down, eat food, answer the call of nature and not pay bills. Oh wait. Patricia got her hands onGears of War 3, a Christian group wants to banThe Darkness II, Jim finally put up his highly anticipated review ofE....

This week’s Podcastle is affected by my watching too much Lee and Herring, so expect undue references to bumming and usage of the word “Luddite.” Luckily, Wardrox and Lauren are on hand to provide some actual videogame discussion while I spend the majority of the show arguing with people on the Internet. Here are the highlights that YOU can look forward to: Everybody has Resident Evil 5 except meWardrox whines about Killzone like a LudditeKeith Vaz is a lying idiotBrian Crecente snogs Wardrox’s journalismChange4Life: Evil, or just stupid?...

Few stories have remained as lasting and as haunting as H.G. Wells’The War of the Worlds. Its tale of a Victorian-era London, beset by pitiless, immeasurably superior Martian harvesters, is still as chilling today as it was when written. Naturally, it’s a great fit for videogames. Like the story it draws from,The War of the Worldson XBLA and PSN is presented in an equally lasting way, taking a sidescrolling platform approach most memorably found in games likeHeart of DarknessandOut Of This World....

I tell every gamer that they should go to TGS at least once in their life. It’s mindblowing, and like nothing you’ve ever seen before. E3? Psssh. Not even close. Tokyo Game Show is giving away 100 pairs of tickets to their event this year, set to take place on September 17 and 18 in Japan. The giveaway campaign starts today, on both Twitter and Facebook. These tickets are for the public days, so you won’t be able to get in on September 15 and 16....

Japanese import websiteNCSlists this new toy shipping today, proving that we robots (even the gay ones) need love too. I think the picture says it all…For more info and saucy pictures, seeGayGamer.net

If you’re wondering what happened to Sony’s initial promise of full PlayStation 2 backwards compatibility in the PlayStation 3, the answers is simple: money. Speaking with a small room of journalists at last week’s E3, SCEA’s President and CEO Tretton explained that the tough decision came down to production cost and hardware priorities. “It was not our goal to bring a new platform out at $599,” he said of the initial PlayStation 3 launch, explaining that they began thinking about ways to lower production costs almost immediately....

Ubisoft have big plans for their nextTom Clancytitle,EndWar, with two ambitious ideas detailed as part of its Parisian Ubidays event. First, there’s the announcement that the game can be played solely through the use of voice commands. The online strategy game can be played traditionally with buttons, but should you want to eat a cake or masturbate while getting your tactics on, you’re free to do so. Ubisoft have tried voice command technology before, but hopefully it will work out a lot better than in the Xbox’sRainbow Six 3....

Last week, the UK number one chart position enjoyed a brief reprieve from bayonets and screaming banzai attacks asFIFA 09smackedCall of Duty: World at Warinto second place. Well, Bobby Kotick can resume rubbing his swollen, gold-filled ballbags with erotic glee once again, asCoDis back on top. Amazingly, the charts have barely changed at all since I’ve started making this a weekly feature. Just remember last week’s chart and slightly rearrange a few titles....

Courtney Love might hateGuitar Hero 5,but she has the entirety of the British public against her, as evil publisher Activision’s puppetry of dead celebrities has hit the number one slot, beatingThe Beatles: Rock Banddespite the latter’s hype and press coverage. In fact,The Beatleshas only hit number four in the charts, demonstrating you need more than just dead singers in order to make it to the top. The newRock Bandgame has been beaten out by bothBatman: Arkham AsylumandDirt 2....

On the one hand, From Software is puttingNinja Bladeon the Xbox 360 — a wholly derivative, uninspired, Quick-Time-Event laden knock-off. On the PS3, we getDemon’s Souls— something which actually looks very interesting and original. I know which one hasmyeye. Here’s a trailer for the latter, displaying a few slices of gameplay among all the panning shots and dramatic music. I’m liking the design work that’s gone into this so far. Not enough games put you in a full suit of medieval armor, and the monsters are looking pretty great....

A crazy 8-bit mash up. There is no real easy way to describe this. Also,Mega Mandies. A lot. Spotted onSnaileb’sC Blog.Speed run ofBattletoads. Eh, why not? Another episode of Game Slap! I think I was a little too critical with the original episode. At least it’s no EG.Mega Man, the live action movie. Not bad for a school project. Spotted onTron Knott’s C Blog. Donkey Kong is a f*cking idiot....