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PETAmade a parody gameofSuper Meat BoycalledTofu Boy. It’s likeSuper Meat Boy, except it sucks. Team Meat has been having a ton of fun with this whole situation and now they’ve updatedSuper Meat Boyfor Steam to include Tofu Boy as a playable character. The best part? He’s only playable if you type in the word “PETAphile” at the character select screen. Tofu Boy is “awesome” but “seems a bit malnourished though” according to theSuper Meat Boy Twitter....

The console port ofSupreme Commander was terrible. The game’s frame rate constantly stuttered, the controls were felt like a child designed them, and the visual quality was beyond lackluster. It was essentially every reason why critics argue that real-time strategy isn’t possible on consoles. Well, untilHalo Warsat least. Despite the tragedy that wasSupreme Commander, a console versionof the sequelis currently in development under a different developer with a CEO who thinks his studio can getSupreme Commanderright on consoles....

Jerry Bruckheimer sat down with that guy from7th Heaven(I think) for an interview on the upcomingPrince of Persiamovie starringBrad NicholsonJake Gyllenhaal. Some of the plot is discussed, the love interest is shown and we catch a glimpse of some of the action scenes. After watching this new footage for thePrince of Persiamovie, I am convinced that Jerry Bruckheimer is in love with Jake Gyllenhaal. Am I the only one that noticed that Jerry’s face was glowing when the host asked about Jake?...

Uncharted 2opens with a scene on an inverted train car. There’s blood. A lot of blood. Nathan Drake’s blood, to be specific, as well as a few minutes of frantic climbing as the car begins spitting and lurching down the snowy mountaintop where it came crashing to a rest at some unspecified time. The first ten minutes ofUncharted 2are a blast — the story components flow and the action is high, as you’ll observe in the above....

TGS takes a lot of getting used to. Unlike at PAX and E3, you can’t just shoot video of any old game on the TGS show floor. First you have to get a special “Press” sticker from the given game’s developer. It doesn’t matter that you are there on a press day, and have a badge around your neck that says “Press”. You also need a sticker that saysPress. So yeah, f*ck that....

The 3DS has been priced, dated and a ton of games have been revealed for the handheld too. The Wii and DS are getting plenty of new games too. We checked out the new Xbox Live dashboard, the first episode of the RetroforceGO! spin-off is GO, contribute to the Ronathon charity event, win someEnslavedart and more happened on 09/29/10. Destructoid Originals:All of the 3DS, Wii and DS news in one convenient spotVideo: Xbox Live update preview hands-on‘RetroforceGO!...

I was always a fan ofDuke Nukem. I have fond memories of playingDN64at daycare with friends. To this day the theme music gives me chills, and this guy nails it. In other news, Sterling the Hutt reviewedResistance 3, gave it an eight. Fanboys are butthurt, nothing new. Steve Hansen got to play a bit ofWinter Starsand thought it was alright. Destructoid Original:The DTOID Show: Diablo III You Are Tearing Me Apart!...

Mega Man 10was revealed and it looks all 8-bity, again. Not that that’s a bad thing! Dale reviewed some iPhone games, Anthony checked outMass Effect 2, a lot of posts hadFinal Fantasyin the title today, I made a funny jab at Sarah Jessica Parker but then Zantetsuken made a better joke in the Ghost mask story and more happened on 12/17/09. Destructoid Originals:Blood sugar sex magik: examining Dragon Age’s MorriganThe 4th nominee for Destructoid Game of the Year 2009We tried to play the Army of Two: the 40th Day demoGran Turismo 5 demo: Am I doing it wrong?...

This game isout of control. you may freeze demons and punch them into meaty chunks, spin around with scythes in hand, explode onto people, curb stomp, high kick, and probably some other things I wasn’t able to pick up on.The Haunted: Hells Reachis its name, and it won Epic’s Make Something Unreal contest. The emphasis seems to be on co-op and competitive multiplayer, although single-player is an option too. In some of the modes, you play as an all-seeing demon master who can spawn creatures, place traps, and apparently use lightning to turn everyone into a bloody mess....

2010 is almost here, and we’re counting down the days with the most anticipated games of the upcoming year. Yesterday, we took you on a tour of Destructoid’smost eagerly awaited Xbox 360 games of 2010. Today it’s the turn of the PS3, and boy, what a good-looking bunch of games we have. Sony has been consistently delivering with top-quality exclusives, more so than the 360 lately, and it looks like 2010 will continue this trend....

The madness has begun! Microsoft just made people wear some weird white robes at their Natal event. Sorry, it’s called Kinect now. Neat. Anyway, lots has already happened and E3 doesn’t even start until Tuesday. It’s going to be one crazy week, folks. Thanks for sticking with Destructoid this week. We’ll be bringing you some awesome content all week long. Oh, and sorry for all the issues with the site today....

Is it sad that Tiger Woods has to win the U.S. Open to not suck or is it just a testament to how good he is? Well, as amazing as he is at real golf, he’snot so good at virtual golf. The video below demonstrates Tiger barely beating out Jimmy Fallon atTiger Woods 10on Wii, and this is after he lost to Fallon earlier in the day in Time Square....

While plenty of companies have been dropping Tiger Woods like Activision dropsGuitar Herogames EA hasstood by himthrough his whole “I slept with every woman ever” debacle. I think it’s mostly because dropping Tiger would mean they would have to rename the gamePGA Tourso their willing to take their lumps on this. It turns out they aren’t taking any lumps though, as EA Sports President Peter Moore has toldGameSpotthat sales for the Tiger Woods franchise haven’t slowed at all....