Kagura: Portrait of Girls brings stripping ninjas to 3DS

Marvelous Entertainment has revealed its newest 3DS game in the pages of Famitsu magazine. It’s calledKagura: Portrait of Girls, a side-scrolling action game starring five kunoichi who lose articles of clothing upon incurring damage. If this sounds similar to the company’sIkki Tousengames, that’s becauseKagura‘s director, Kenichiro Takaki, was in charge of those as well. I can already hear Jonathan Holmes getting nervous, but rest easy, my friend!Kaguradoesn’t appear to be the 2D title that Marvelous washintingat a while ago....

July 6, 2025 · 1 min · 158 words · Mark Clark

Kojima wants to do zombies; George Romero wets self

Kotaku, by way ofGames Radarhas a snippet from the latest issue of EDGE magazine (the European answer to American gaming print journalism), in which Hideo Kojima, developer of the Metal Gear series, andclose, personal friend of mine, goes into great detail about his ideas for a game centered on undead hordes; aka zombies. Here’s a quote: “The zombie idea I have is a bit different,” Kojima told Edge magazine during an interview published in this month’s issue, explaining that he’s “less interested in the idea of the living dead than the fact you can turn people just by biting them”....

July 6, 2025 · 2 min · 228 words · Michael Page

Kuju launches digital distribution focused doublesix

Kuju Entertainment has announced a new studio, doublesix, which is said to focus on downloadable format videogames — Xbox Live Arcade, PlayStation Network, WiiWare, and PC. Built around the Kuju teams that createdGeometry Wars: Galaxies, doublesix intends to focus on easy to play, hard to put down titles. “Rolling a ‘double six’ is about having another go,” said studio James Brooksby, “and that embodies what we’re about — addictive, fun games that you always want to go back to....

July 6, 2025 · 1 min · 161 words · Alicia Hunter

Lesbian Spider Queens of Mars (not quite Ziggy Stardust)

Developer Anna Anthropy is no fan of yours truly, but a good game is a good game and Anthropy’sLesbian Spider Queens of Marsis pretty fun stuff. As with most indie games,Lesbian Spider Queensexploits our love of the retro with decidedly old school arcade visuals and sounds. It wouldn’t look out of place these days on a “100-in-one” TV plug in console. Except, of course, that this game is about a spider queen kidnapping naked slaves....

July 6, 2025 · 1 min · 169 words · Alan Copeland

Machine Gun Jetpack is now renamed Jetpack Joyride

While Mojang attempts tohold onto the name ofScrolls, fellow indie developer Halfbrick is changing the name of their upcoming iOS gameMachine Gun Jetpack. From now on, the game will be calledJetpack Joyride. As explained in their video, Halfbrick realized that while the machine gun jetpack is still in the game, there are so many other types of jetpacks included that the name was a misnomer. Rainbows, lasers, bubbles, there are a lot more options than just a machine gun jetpack, includingvehicles....

July 6, 2025 · 1 min · 100 words · Charles Cox

Microsoft: Halo is our bread and butter

Halo 3: ODSTis almost upon us, and Microsofthas reiteratedhow important the series is for the Xbox 360, promising that even though Bungie is done with the universe, the universe is not done with itself. “Halo is our bread and butter,” claimsBungie stalkerAlex Cutting. “Microsoft Game Studios is the publisher that broughtHalo: Combat Evolvedto the scene, and we realized we had a good thing going there. It is a center piece for us....

July 6, 2025 · 1 min · 210 words · Penny Johnson

More bunnies and a contest

Ubisoft’s Bunny Invasion.com web site has finally revealed its purpose with a new video and a contest. The contest is basically this: Ubisoft wants people to dress up as the bunnies fromRayman Raving Rabbids; the more wacky the costume, the better. Once you make your costume, Ubisoft wants you to either send them a picture of your costume or a video link of it in a video on YouTube.com. The best 3 pictures and the best 3 videos will receive a copy of the game,Rayman Raving Rabbidsand an evil bunny t-shirt....

July 6, 2025 · 1 min · 167 words · Michael Johnston

New Limited Edition PS2 bundle for Toy Story 3

Man, the PS2 is still going! I was just thinking about getting another PS2 as I still use it. I thought about getting an import one to replace my aging system, but then I saw the prices. Holy crap! The import prices for Japanese systems are close to what a PS3 costs here! A bit closer to home is a new bundle for Pixar flick Toy Story 3. Sony says that this bundle will include a PS2 Slim withToy Story 3: The Video Game....

July 6, 2025 · 1 min · 178 words · Sarah Hill

Next-Gen’s top 25 people of the year; Destructoid dissed again

What the hell is wrong with you people? Don’t you know howsexyand influential we are? Put us on your damn meaningless lists! Dear readers, we’ve been slighted again, this time by Next-Gen and their top people of 2006. We have no idea why, but we think it has to do with a little thing called jealousy. Such is the case with this latest industry list that fails at one thing: Not including us....

July 6, 2025 · 1 min · 141 words · Elizabeth Ramirez

Noby Noby Boy comes to iPhone, looks odd

I’m about to play a game (is it really a game?) that I never thought would work on an iPhone…on an iPhone. Coming soon to the App Store is Noby Noby Boy, that game you downloaded for your PS3 that made you scratch your head and wonder what was going on. You’ll stretch BOY to get to GIRL, and growth can be passed onto GIRL and all details can be shared via Facebook....

July 6, 2025 · 1 min · 158 words · David Mcdonald

Ocarina of Time 3D was developed by a third party

Despite being a port,The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3Dis one of Nintendo’s key titles during the 3DS launch window. The original game is one of the greatest games ever made, if notthegreatest. Therefore, one would assume that Nintendo would be handling this remake in-house and with all the care that it would award any high-profile, first-party release. Well, surprise, surprise! The game was developed by Grezzo, a fairly young third-party studio with only one other game under its belt to date — the Japan-exclusive WiiWare titleLine Attack Heroes....

July 6, 2025 · 1 min · 176 words · Brittany Hardy

Off-Brand Games: Neutopia

[Many video games build upon the concepts and mechanics of their forerunners. Off-Brand Games examines those that draw just a little too much… inspiration.]Take a look atthis. Now, take a look atthis. Does anyone remember seeing these commercials on TV when they originally aired? No, you did not. Don’t lie. You didn’t see squat. Let’s cut right to it — no one cared about the TurboGrafx-16. No one cared about the Master System either, for that matter....

July 6, 2025 · 9 min · 1735 words · Eric Miller

Old man goes clubbing (with a rock, to steal an Xbox 360)

Earlier today, the Robomail received a tip from Joe “What? Are you surprised?” Burling, regarding the disgusting depravity found in the sordid depths of Kennedy Country. According tothis storyin theBraintree Forum(a bizarrely named Massachusettes paper) Richard Maldonado, a middle-aged man, decided to liberate an Xbox 360 from a 13-year-old boy, and while there probably isn’t a classy way to go about something like that, Mr. Maldonado proved that there is definitely a horrid, despicable way....

July 6, 2025 · 2 min · 265 words · David Mitchell