GC 10: Loads and loads of Sengoku Basara stuff

It seems I end up having to post more assets forSengoku Basarathan any other game, even though less than 5% of our readers actually care about it. Well, screw the other 95% of you.I’mlooking forward to it, so I’m glad to put in the extra effort for a post nobody will read. Anyway,Sengoku Basarais coming to the PS3 and Wii this October, so here’s a load of screenshots and a new gamescom trailer for you....

July 7, 2025 · 1 min · 92 words · Karen Todd

GDC: Monkey Island 2: SE coming, MI: SE hitting PS3 & Mac

An exciting bit of news for fans of theMonkey Islandgames — so exciting, in fact, that I can hardly believe I managed to fit it all into the headline. I have just received word via carrier pigeon from our main man at GDC, Brad, thatMonkey Island: Special Editionis hitting PlayStation Network and Mac. Furthermore,The Secret of Monkey Island 2: Special Editionis a thing that’s going to happen. It seems Brad could only fit so much on the little paper that was attached to the courageous bird, unfortunately....

July 7, 2025 · 1 min · 128 words · Julie Davis

Gel: Set & Match out on Xbox LIVE Arcade next week

Gastronaut Studios, the folks most recently behindSmall Arms, have got another game primed for Xbox LIVE Arcade, and it’s coming out next Wednesday. It’s a half puzzle, half action hybrid calledGel: Set & Match(800 Microsoft Points). Having nothing but screenshots to go on, I’m going to try my best to guess how this game plays. It looks as if the thing on the left will slowly try to run you over, so you have to push colored blocks around into similar groups....

July 7, 2025 · 2 min · 364 words · Sarah Wright

Get Baconed with new The Baconing screenshots and info

The team over at Hothead Games has been working on another game featuring our favoriteSpanker of Death, this one dubbedThe Baconing. New screenshots and character information have been released for the upcoming title, including an introduction to the Nuclear family. Continuing the hilarious tradition of quirky gameplay found in previousDeathSpankgames, the characters revealed so far are decided oddballs. The Nuclear family is as much a name as it is a character descriptor considering that they have glowing green eyes and actually ooze radiation....

July 7, 2025 · 1 min · 163 words · Allison Vargas

Get BLiTZ’d alongside Sega with Valkyria Chronicles II

The firstValkyria Chronicles, despite being a critical darling and one of the best games on the PlayStation 3 (then and now, really), wasn’t exactly a commercial success. It sold a paltry 30,000 or so units in its early weeks, hampered by its low profile and relatively niche appeal. It staged a strong comeback, though, thanks in part to a well-timed price drop and – according to Sega – “all that evangelical work by hardcore fans“, who got the word out that the sketchy-looking (literally) anime RPG was a game that no one should miss....

July 7, 2025 · 2 min · 215 words · Catherine Martinez

Get SERIOUS and win Serious Sam HD & shirts

Destructoid continues to give as part of our25 days of giving contest. Today, we’re giving away five customSerious Samshirts that were made for the team atSerious Samto wear at PAX 2009. No one ever wore these shirts so you don’t need to worry about CONSARS being all over them. Plus, we’re giving away five codes forSerious Sam HD: The First Encounteron the PC/Steam! To win a shirt and copy of the game, just take a picture of yourself with a very serious face....

July 7, 2025 · 1 min · 140 words · Jenna Delgado

Get your blasting skills ready: SOCOM Confrontation gameplay

SOCOM Confrontationhits stores this week and Sony wants to entice you into buying it with a few gameplay trailers. This first one features some basic multiplayer action, while two additional videos after the jump demonstrate playing “Control” and “Extraction” modes. I have to say, it looks really appealing. Then again, I wouldn’t expect anything less from the series. Brad Nicholsonseemed to have a good timein the beta, with only minor technical issues to gripe about....

July 7, 2025 · 1 min · 133 words · David Myers

Give them what they want: Noob Saibot in Mortal Kombat

A number of you are already sold on the newMortal Kombat, perhaps even multiple times over by now. For anyone still managing to hold out, I present to you this footage entitled (by me, not NetherRealm) “Noob Saibot wrecks your sh*t.” And really, that’s all that needs to be said. The zoom-in on internal damage continues to be a gruesome delight, as does the charming “hanging corpses” motif. Seriously, who is the interior designer, and what’s his hourly rate?...

July 7, 2025 · 1 min · 79 words · Jennifer Ramirez

Good Idea, Bad Idea: Unlimited spawns

[BigPopaGamer adds to the ongoingMonthly Musings themewith his take on unlimited spawn points. Also, try not to get hypnotized by his avatar. — CTZ] So you’re excited to be picking up the latest first person shooter. You have saved the money and made the trip to the local GameStop, wasting the precious resources of Mother Earth and polluting her atmosphere, just so you can play the latest insert generic shooter title here....

July 7, 2025 · 7 min · 1344 words · Dr. Nathaniel Anderson

GWAR tests Kinect

The video referenced in this post is very unsafe for work. It may also be the most important video test of Kinect’s capabilities ever to be documented. Game Informer brought Oderus Urungus and Beefcake the Mighty of GWAR to their offices to see if even intergalactic space barbarians can enjoy controller-free gaming. What results is what one should expect of any enterprise which involves GWAR. The question posed is never satisfactorily answered and GWAR goofs off as a prelude to sex with an inanimate object....

July 7, 2025 · 1 min · 167 words · Beverly Roberts

Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin’: Gears of War

Sorry guys! This post aboutthis (well, last) week’s episodewas a little late because of some unforeseen circumstances, not the least of which being the fact that not everyone finds it funny when a sixty-year-old man tells his son he doesn’t want to “catch his gay.” Fan reaction seems to be split between those who like it and those who think it’s too easy/lowbrow, which is probably fair.

July 7, 2025 · 1 min · 67 words · Justin Sanders

Hot Toys drops some hot Jill Valentine action on us

As cool as it it to pretend I’d rather have modern art adorning my shelves and intelligent looking coffee table books scattered across my apartment, the truth of the matter is I’d much rather have a large collection of Hot Toys toys all over the place. As Tomopop editor and all around badass Colette Bennett notes, they make great things, and their new Jill Valentine toy is no different. You can check out a slew of images for this upcoming masterpiece, which features plenty of extra goodies along with it, over atTomopop....

July 7, 2025 · 1 min · 132 words · Taylor Stone

HUGE Sony victory: Vampire Rain CONFIRMED for PlayStation 3

That’s it boys, the console war is finally over. You can roll out the red carpet and welcome your new king, as publisher AQ interactive confirms thatVampire Rain, up until now ahotXbox 360 exclusive,is coming to thePlayStation 3. For the past year, Sony and Microsoft have tussled over those all-important exclusives. Sony would loveGears of War, while Microsoft would considerMetal Gear Solidquite the coup. However, the latter company has always had the edge thanks toVampire Rain....

July 7, 2025 · 2 min · 225 words · Donald Caldwell