E3 08: Sega Blowout: Valkyria Chronicles

I was pretty excited when I first heard aboutValkyria Chroniclesearlier this year. More RPGs on the PlayStation 3 is certainly a good thing, andValkyria’s eye pleasing art style certainly helped to catch my attention. The game’s visuals were created with the CANVAS graphics engine, which is certainly an apt name, seeing as how it makes the game look like a moving watercolor painting. Check out the attached screens to see for yourself....

July 18, 2025 · 1 min · 190 words · Sheila Shea

E3 2007: Mr. Destructoid; sightings of the Robot

When the public masses encounter the shining silver legend that is the official Mr. Destructoid Robot, it’s not uncommon for their tiny influential brains to become overwhelmed with high levels of awesome. At times this results in vocal exclamations of “Woah there Mr. Robot!”, at others, favorablejournalistic blundersordaining Niero as the Creative Director of Nintendo. One thing however is known to be true; that the Robot has the ability to elicit all ranges of win within the little people....

July 18, 2025 · 1 min · 197 words · Mark Johnson

EA says ‘next-gen Xbox’ rumors are ‘total fabrication’

AnANONYMOUS SOURCEfrom within the bowels of Electronic Arts has allegedly stated that the next iteration of Microsoft’s Xbox console is in the hands of developers. Again with Microsoft being unable to letother systemstake all theheadlines. According to the report, the new system was delivered to EA last month in a temporary PC case. That’s pretty much all there is, except for an extra comment from aEurogamersource that says an E3 reveal for the system is “highly unlikely....

July 18, 2025 · 1 min · 113 words · Mr. Derek Carney

Ethan Mars of Heavy Rain in custom toy form

Our good friends over at Tomopop spotted this exceptional custom toy. It’s Ethan fromHeavy Rainand I’m really impressed with the detail. Now, if only it had a button you could press so head shout, “David!” That would make it absolutely perfect. You can see a couple of other shots of the toy on the creator’s Deviant Art page, along with a whole bunch of other nice work. I’d be cautious, though....

July 18, 2025 · 1 min · 126 words · Jason Adams

Fable II unforgettable experience, whether you cry is up to you, says Molyneux

Peter Molyneux had one goal in mind forFable II: to make a game you’d never forget. “What I did withFable II,” he told us a few weeks ago at Tokyo Game Show, “is I wrote on this board, ‘I’m going to make a game people will never forget.’ They will never forget the story, and they will never forget the experience.” We’ve grown used to this kind of grand talk from Molyneux, well-known for touting the originalFableas ‘the best role playing game of all time’ before its release....

July 18, 2025 · 2 min · 239 words · Christine West

Fallout 4 will be here sooner than you think

Sure, a lot of us are salivating overFallout 3, whether we were previous fans of the series or just seeing it for the first time. Longtime fans know that the wait betweenFallout 2andFallout 3was not easy to bear … no fan should have to wait eight years inbetween installments of their favorite series (if I had to wait that for a Silent Hill, I’d be on the verge of suicide.)...

July 18, 2025 · 1 min · 163 words · Mason May

FEAR 3 delayed until 2011 (Update)

[Update: Warner Bros. has confirmed us that the game will ship in “Spring 2011.” This jives with GameStop’s current April release, but we’ll have to wait for official date and commitment from Warner for confirmation.] Destructoid has been able to confirm today that Day 1 Studios upcoming first-person shooter,FEAR 3, won’t see release until 2011. The game was originally scheduled for late October 2010, just in time for Halloween. No reason for the delay was given by the Warner Bros....

July 18, 2025 · 1 min · 156 words · Morgan Forbes

Fight Night Champion looks brutal, dramatic

EA Sports has released the first look at the upcomingFight Night Champion, and it’s full of sweat, bloody lips, and drama. Set for release next year,Fight Night Championaims for a grittier vibe than the previous games, and that definitely comes across in this clip. There seems to be a heavier focus on narrative, which jives with the more emotional and dramatic direction the developers have hinted at in the past....

July 18, 2025 · 1 min · 132 words · John Dorsey

First user-created radio station for GTA IV appears

Attention! Destructoid community memberPaulMorel(also known as Evan Merz, the fellow behind theWii Drum Kit for Windows) has alerted us to his latest project — an mp3 of a custom indie radio station designed specifically with Rockstar’sGrand Theft Auto IVin mind. “Over the last month I have scoured the internet for indie rock that is both perfect forGTAgames and by unsigned indie rock acts,” he writes us. “The list of tunes that I came up with is amazing....

July 18, 2025 · 1 min · 160 words · Janet Cortez

Free Stuff for the Week of 5/26/07

Everyone loves free stuff. I collect free stuff like Joystiq collectstalented writers. I have an armada of Kid’s Meal toys (such as a 6 piece nugget box and soda that inexplicably transform into robots) and several sets of Batman Returns plastic cups from Taco Bell. What do I do with them? Nothing. Anyway, beyond the jump lies all the snazzy pre-order bonuses from Gamestop you can horde in a corner somewhere with your Garbage Pail Kids cards and Battle Beast....

July 18, 2025 · 3 min · 610 words · David Martinez

Friday Night Fights: Die in a fire edition

Now look, I’ll happily admit the whole Kanye meme that’s blown up in the last couple of days was funny at first. But as with all things on the Internet, people have taken it more than a couple of steps too far and now I just want the whole thing to end. Not only do I want it to end, I want the meme to die in a fire, as tazarthayoot would say....

July 18, 2025 · 2 min · 334 words · Robert Cain

GameStop sued for selling used games without DLC

We all knew that one-time DLC codes packed into retail games was nothing more than a tactic to combat used games, but it appears that the strategy may have over-achieved. A furious customer has filed a lawsuit against GameStop after he bought a used of copy of Dragon Age: Origins and couldn’t obtain the content promised on the box. James Collins bought a used copy at a $5 discount, claiming that he expected all the content promised on the box....

July 18, 2025 · 2 min · 275 words · Russell Adams

Gene Simmons confirms Guitar Hero 6

As if we really needed the confirmation, Gene Simmons has announced that the next chapter in its mercilessly raped music game series,Guitar Hero 6. Yep, that’s right, it’ll be starring everybody’s favorite Kiss frontman and part-time lizard. Simmons made the announcement onITN, a news program in the UK. He declared he was going to be “the voice ofGuitar Hero 6” during an interview. Evil publisher Activision is yet to make an official announcement, but you don’t get much more authoritative than Gene Simmons....

July 18, 2025 · 1 min · 103 words · Randy Stanley