Have you always wanted a cardboard cut-out of a fictional author to look at you while you sleep? Well, as freakishly unlikely as it is, your prayers have been answered.
Remedy has provided ahigh resolution copyofAlan Wake‘s cardboard likeness for no real reason. Not that a reason was ever needed. Simply print the image, stick it to some quality card, and then cut it out. Remember to ask a parent or guardian to help you when using scissors!
