If you haven’t read this recent ESRB rating for WiiWare massage gameEnjoy Your Massage, I’ll let you do that first:

This is a massage simulation game in which players match patterns in order to perform back massages on clients. Players are prompted to rub specific areas of clients’ backs in order to relax them. After massages are performed correctly, players are presented with images of the female clients in various poses (e.g., lounging on a beach in a bikini, playing golf while wearing a short skirt and a cleavage-bearing top, or straddling a motorcycle). Players can also move the camera and zoom in on the reward pictures.

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Yeah. So there’s that. You’ll actually do massage motions with your Wii Remote. That wouldn’t be enough on its own, so there’s “reward pictures.” Fantastic.

The publisher, Microforum Ltd, isn’t actually the studio’s first massage sim.TinyCartridgefound that it’s likely related to a game calledEmmanuelle Erotic Massages, which looks like mobile game softcore. Maybe it’s a port.

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I wonder if Nintendo knows that a port of an erotic massage game is coming up for WiiWare.

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