Need to hear the latest story concerning Nintendo’s new game controller/property destroyer/would-be murderer?Wiihaveaproblem.comhas you covered.

They’re keeping a running tally on reported instances of Wiimotes Gone Wild, with a constantly updated “Damage Toll” on the right sidebar. So far, the Wiimote is responsible for 2 dead televisions, 1 ceiling fan, 2 walls, and 1 window. And, as evidenced by the above picture, one or two cuticles.

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Whether you own a Wii and need to understand the truly violent potential of your newly-bought system, or if you’re weighing the pros and cons of getting one once they become available, it’d probably do you good to check out some of the victims’ stories. And then come back to Destructoid, obviously.

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