Unbelievable! In a … believable sort of way.

Wii Fithas returned to the top of the UK charts, as Nintendo’s focus on women and the terminally stupid continues to yield glorious reward.Wii Fitfinally knocksResident Evil 5from its racist pedestal. I’m guessing there was an episode ofJeremy Kylecalled “Too fat to have sex” or something and it’s created in spike in sales from housewives who are terrified of losing their husbands,rightfully, to a more attractive and younger woman.

Aside from this little nugget of information, which is sure to make Jonathan Holmes wet his knickers, things remain the same.Professor Laytonremains in the chart, probably due to help from that commercial featuring the sparrow-faced one from Friends, and your usual round ofFIFA 09,Call of DutyandMario & Sonicall feature.

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New and different games, Britain does not need them. Hit the jump for the full chart.

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PEAK Bing Bong plushie

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