Ubisoft has promised thatWe Dare— the raunchy party game fortwelve-year-olds— absolutely will not make it to the United States. In most cases, statements like that are considered bad news. In the case ofWe Dare, I think it’s the best news we’ll ever hear.

Ubisoft seems ashamed of the game. It’s region-locked the creepy commercial and is refusing to talk to press about it. All it’s said is that the gamewon’tbe coming to the US, leaving us to speculate that it has been considered too raunchy for the puritans of America.

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Makes one wonder why Ubisoft would deign to publish the damn game if it’s going to be this embarrassed by it. If you make immature sex games, at least be adult enough to stand by it.

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