For those of you who absolutely can not wait to get your hands on a tiny pack-in booklet,Something Awfulgoon Nolen managed to score himself a copy of theTwilight Princessmanual and was gracious enough to scan it into his computer. From there, another goon who goes by thenom de fauxBigopinion, cropped, resized and kissed each picture on the forehead before uploading them all to Photobucket.
In the interest of letting Photobucket’s servers get kicked in the junk, here isa link to the manual.
(Editor’s Note: If you plan to read them, start at the last one first, and work your way back.)