Look, if Jonathan Holmes can make four little screens ofCastlevania Rebirthwork, I can do the same with these tiny snippets of video.
Sure, there’s only a few seconds of hot newCastlevania Rebirthfootage interspersed between Nintendo Weekly’s silly flashlight narration, but it’s new, and it’s worth looking at. I mean, the first WiiWare Castlevania is big news, right? It looks hot, and has big-ass bats and eyeballs to whip up.
I have nothing else for you. Really. The closest I have to Tron’s equal opportunity sexy borders is the cute blonde in the video, Alison. She says nothing, though, as she peers into our soul and makes you excited forCastlevania: Rebirth. I don’t know if it’s working, Allison, but call me anyway.
