Thanks to theDestructoid community blogs, I now cannot look at thisformerlybeautiful screenshot ofThe Elder Scrolls V: Skyrimwithout seeing a terrible truth. That truth is the unquestionablepenisfingerstanding proud on the end of that mage’s hand.
What’s worse is that it’s one of those gnarled, crooked, gross looking penises. The kind that you’d imagine Gary Busey has. If you look at it as long and intensely as I have, you’ll notice the whole hand seems to suffer from withered penisflesh syndrome, which is something I can no longer scour from my mind.
The only way to cope is to make all ofyousee it, too. In fact, look below for some images that proveElder Scrolls Vis all about the penisfinger.
This is the power Kirby gains after swallowing Gary Busey. GAZE UPON HIS STRENGTH AND WEEP!
