Hamza dropped a smoke bomb and fled through the back door again, leaving me to handle this post. Joke’s on him, since I get to write about his favorite game,Super Mario RPG. (Full image here, viaReddit.) We’re never going to get a high-def remake, are we?Instant sadness.
We got another look at the increasingly slick-lookingAlice: Madness Returns, heard about some Lesbian Spider Queens, got juicy details onMass Effect 3(Garrus fanboys, unite), saw an unabashedly shameless trailer forDuke Nukem Forever, and more on 04/08/11.
Destructoid Originals:Are you still playing your 3DS?Post-it notes are the future at CodemastersFriday Night Fights: So Many Mike editionLive show: Mash Tactics community picksWatch us seek revenge tomorrow morning on HangoverLive Show: Backlog forges on in the Forsaken Kingdom
Previews:Preview: Alice: Madness ReturnsPreview: Red Johnson’s Chronicles
Reviews:Review: Three Trees (iOS)
News:Disgaea 4 hits US in September, EU in FallLesbian Spider Queens of Mars (not quite Ziggy Stardust)Music Unlimited: Streaming songs on your PSP, April 14Twisted Metal dated for October 4Mass Effect 3 details … because you want themDeal North: Good deals everywhere this weekSony’s Tretton: Nintendo systems are ‘babysitting tools’PopCap title Unpleasant Horse rejected by AppleResistance 3 multiplayer beta early access detailedRed Dead Redemption getting pre-order bonuses as DLCPre-order Dungeon Siege III, get first two games for freePSP gets a Euro price cut, down 24 percent to €129.99Here’s some of what you’ll be killing in Torchlight IIMega Man Legends 3 back in development after hiatusiOS is next for You Don’t Know JackFree apps of the day: Squareball & WAVEStevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac tracks to hit Rock Band 3Blood Bowl: Legendary Edition is down to $10 on SteamEyePet sequel coming to PS3 later this year
Offbeat:Maximum Iffy: Another Yakuza 4 hostess in pornAR T-shirt for 3DS has dragons coming out of your chest!Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin’: Red Faction: Guerrilla
Media:Red Faction: Armageddon has expositionA brief history of Duke NukemThe Foes of F.E.A.R 3: The AlmaverseThe lovely ladies of Duke Nukem ForeverThe master of Mortal Kombat, Shang Tsung
