According to “helpful sources,” retail chain Target is preparing to make a killing off the uneducated and lazy people of America — meaning they’re going to make a verybigkilling indeed. The gossip suggests that Target will soon be offering a full game console installation service — including account creation — for $99.

The “Video Game Setup” deal will include the following services, all of which you can do yourself easily:

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I don’t even blame Target for doing this. If there are people out there willing to pay just under a hundred bucks because they are stupid or bone-idle, then I say Target is free to exploit that as much as possible.

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