Kindly Dtoid reader Jayeugene sent us a picture of the above “gamer snack pack” fromZipper Interactive, which inevitably leads me to the question: What kind of obscure foreign crack are these f*cking marketing people smoking? What kind of game tie-in is this supposed to be? What does powdered lemon lime electolyte drink have to do withSocom? You know, I’m so in the mood for Naval Special Warfare Command today, but before I get on that, I need … a fruit bar? I’m not sure if Zipper realized beforehand that there’s nothing like a fruit bar in the middle of combat to make a man look like a hungry wuss. The Navy doesn’t breed pussies, Zipper. Stop trying to make us look bad. Next time send a clip and a bloody arm. I’ll eat that.
