Matt Hazard along with all of his geeky references and faux history full of games will be present inMatt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond, aside-scrolling shooterfor Xbox LIVE Arcade and PlayStation Network.

On top of the big news that the game will be available on January 6 for Xbox 360 and then the day after for PS3, we have been given a price, too: 1200 Microsoft Points/$14.99. Also, Matt’s sidekick Dexter Dare — the guy depicted chugging mana in the attached gallery (he has a problem) — has been revealed.

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You might recognize him from the totally-not-fake seriesMatt and Dexter. We’re told he’s since kicked his mana addiction in order to better serve under Matt.

See, I was being dead serious when I said these guys are all about theridiculous marketing.

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