Dear games industry,
Please stop putting upcountdown teaser sitesfor upcoming games. Either just announce the bloody things or shut up forever. Putting out teasers is basically an admittance of arrogance on your part, and the endless speculation you get is mawkish and annoying.
It’s not like Square Enix has even put out much ofanythingrecently that deserves” a teaser, and they can use all the pretty music and “mysterious” number fours that they like, the whole thing will still come off as stupid and pretentious, like all teaser sites invariably do. Could the teaser be aboutRomancing Saga 4? Who even cares? I’ll give a crap when I actuallyhavean announcement.
I hope you take the message of my letter into consideration, and make more of an effort to be inventive, rather than dreary, in your future marketing efforts from this point onward.
Yours lovingly,
