I know, you’re shocked. Trust me, I am too. The last thing I expected from the Leipzig Games Convention this year was to find thatLocoRoco 2is a happy game about happy blobs having happy adventures. Why are you trying to make me experience joy, Sony? All gamers like is blood and violence anyway (seeMad World, which looks luscious). This cute singing is just … APPALLING.Anyway, if for some reason you enjoy happiness in life, you may want to add this game to your “reasons to set foot in Gamestop” list. I hear there’s a lot more biting involved than in the first title, which may appeal to some of you sicks ducks who enjoy that sort of business. How are joy and biting synonymous? I’m not seeing the symmetry here.
I know, you’re shocked. Trust me, I am too. The last thing I expected from the Leipzig Games Convention this year was to find thatLocoRoco 2is a happy game about happy blobs having happy adventures. Why are you trying to make me experience joy, Sony? All gamers like is blood and violence anyway (seeMad World, which looks luscious). This cute singing is just … APPALLING.
Anyway, if for some reason you enjoy happiness in life, you may want to add this game to your “reasons to set foot in Gamestop” list. I hear there’s a lot more biting involved than in the first title, which may appeal to some of you sicks ducks who enjoy that sort of business. How are joy and biting synonymous? I’m not seeing the symmetry here.