After breaking thehugeEtch A Sketchstory I was all set to sit back, relax, and watch some crazy videos on the Internet. Of course, knowing my luck, I only got about 15 seconds into Two Polar Bears, One Halibut before resident Editor in Chief Nick Chester ran through my cubicle screaming gibberish with a phone in each hand, and a tear-stained notepad in his mouth. Oh yeah, and he wasn’t wearing any pants.
Although most of his lunatic ravings were nonsensical, I’m pretty sure I caught “E3…too busy…cover Scraps…or else,” and because I’m way too frightened to find out what “or else” means I’m putting this column up as fast as humanly possible. E3 planning is clearly something we’ve been putting a lot of thought into today. Still, we wouldn’t want you to miss this:
Send your videogame-related news and tips to[email protected]… because we’re all too busy hiding from Nick under our desks to look for them ourselves.