I don’t usually like to post stories about upcoming Virtual Console games — what with the lack of exciting offerings as of late — but this week is an exception. After a ridiculously long dry spell, the “Best week EVER!” is sure to return as classic NES gameRiver City Ransomis set to hit the North American Virtual Console this Monday (4/21).

For anyone not familiar withRiver City Ransom, well, it’s amazing. That’s all you really need to know. Oh, and it also offers a pretty revolutionary fighting/RPG hybrid that is nothing short of addictive.

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And the good news does not end there! After this release, fellow beat em’ upsDouble DragonandRenegadewill follow over the next two weeks. That’s almost a full month ofviolence against womenanderotic spa treatments. Hooray!

No word yet on whether these beat em’ ups will come paired with any other games, but I don’t think it really matters; they are all good enough to stand on their own.

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What do you think? Are you excited enough to go outside and throw a trashcan at someone? I know I am!

[ViaIGN— Thanks,ryanrab1]

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