No, they’re not cheeseburgers with Pokemon in them, though if you flattened a Pikachu and threw it atop a Dugtrio, it would kind of look like a Cheeseburger. It’s too bad that Dugtrio looks…like three penisesunappetizing.

No, this is McDonald’s Cheeseburgers we’re talking about here. You know: tiny patty, nasty little dehydrated and then rehydrated onions, awesome pickles. Japanese Pokemon trainers can nab free burgers by stopping into McDonald’s to collect stickers for their Nintendo DSi sticker sheet. Eight stamps nabs a cheeseburger. Sixteen nets kids a Big Mac, which they should not be eating.

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Siliconerasays that this promotion ties into the whole DS at McDs Nintendo Zone service, where DS-owning patrons can download demos and read comics on a free Wi-Fi service. Catch them all and you’ll catch diabetes and a burger gut.

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