God, I’m sorry. I’m really,reallysorry.

Not just that this week’s episode is a day later than it should be, but that the episode you waited an extra twenty-four hours for isso friggin’ bad. I mean, it’s moderately enjoyable at moments, don’t get me wrong, but…Jesus.

Double Dragon, as a film, is such a weird, awful, poorly-structured catastrophe that it often defies mockery. The film includes a character, for instance, whose neck appears to be made of two giant, sweaty testicles. His name is “Bo Abobo.”

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Yeah. It’s likethat.

This week’s listener question winner person isCaptainApocalypse, as much as anyone can be said to have “won” in this episode.

Destiny 2 Solstice 2025 armor

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Battlefield 6 aiming RPG at a helicopter