One of the greatest things in the world is drinking while gaming, but one of the worst things in the world is when you finish your drink and you have to stop gaming in order to make another. Sure beer solves this issue by being a delicious drink that you don’t have to mix, and so do shots, but the former can get boring and the latter can knock you unconcious before you get done playing. What to do!?Nonpolynominal Labshasthe answer.

The one man lab has come up withAdult MarioandBartris. When you play either of these games you mix a drink while your playing. InAdult Marioyou get rum every time you kill an enemy and Coke every time you collect a coin. InBartrisyou get Coke for brown pieces, rum for gray pieces and water for blue pieces. Complete a few levels while sipping on a drink and by the time your done with that one you should have a new one ready to go. The quality will probably suck, but you can only blame yourself and your lack of gaming skills for that.

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If you’re interested in seeing this sucker in action you can either head to Vienna and check it out or wait until the machine comes to San Francisco. My guess is that the drinks are equally poorly mixed in either location.Bartrisis below the jump.

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