The PSP from erotic Hell

MY EYES! ThisHellish PSPwas created by a madman in Akihabara to promote the PC ero-gameDokodemo suki shite itsudemo suki shite,notable because it has the word “shite” in it twice. Why a PSP is being used to promote a PC game, I do not know, but MY EYES! If you’ve ever wanted to start your morning with an optic assault of pink and underage girl doodles, then Destructoid has you covered. At least until the lads fromJapanatorwake up....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 77 words · Adam Lopez

The start of the affair: Final Fantasy VIII

[Editor’s note: Count Grishnack talks aboutFinal Fantasy VIIIfor hisMonthly Musingpiece. — CTZ] Many of the entries in this month’s Monthly Musings have been colorful and entertaining tales of youth – of unwrapping their first NES and being throughly enthralled with an awesome old-school game or scrimping and saving allowance money to buy that new game that kicked off their love affair with gaming. Not that these haven’t been great reads (theEarthboundone, by Dexter345 especially) or in theme, but my story is a bit different....

May 30, 2025 · 4 min · 849 words · Debra Ferguson

The Tecmo drama continues: differing contracts are presented as evidence

Lawsuits, mass departures,gag orders— Tecmo’s got issues in spades these days. It seems that this lawsuit between Itagaki and Tecmo is only going to get dirtier, if this morning’s news is to indicate the direction things are going in. Yesterday, Itagaki’s lawyer apparently submitted into evidence a contract stating that Itagaki was owed a completion bonus forDead or Alive 4. Tecmo supported an identical-looking contract — except it stated the opposite information: that Tecmo does not own Itagaki a red cent....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 187 words · Mary Wood

The Weekend Hotness: Recovery

I. Ate. So. Much. Oh god, so good. So so so good. What was your favorite dish served to you this Thanksgiving holiday? Here’s all the stuff that happened this past weekend. Not too much, but you guys did get a chance to see the newHalo: ReachDLC early, we found outHot Pursuitis getting an iPhone app and Billy Mitchell’s tie was in the newDonkey Konggame. Destructoid Originals:Dtoid live: Watch us play the Halo: Reach Noble Map pack!...

May 30, 2025 · 2 min · 221 words · Jesse Rogers

This Week in the Community: Internal explody

This Week in the Community is your look at all the notable stuff that happened in the Destructoid Communityduring the past week. Today’s gaming setup belongs to thinkfreemind. Every inch of his room is covered with videogames and anime related stuff. The fact that he can get around his room is quite amazing. Check out more pictures of thinkfreemind’s collection overon his Community blog. Epic times were had at the BaltimoreDC NARP, Anthony almost exploded, the Forums are magical, Conrad Zimmerman tries vlogging, Necros updated the completed games list and plenty more happened within the Community this past week....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 197 words · Matthew Obrien

Those About to Die: The Bosses of the Metal Gear Series

[It’s time for anotherMonthly Musing— the monthly community blog theme that provides readers with a chance to get their articles and discussions printed on the frontpage. — CTZ]TheMetal Gear Solidseries has always been a favorite of mine.Metal Gear Solidwas the first game I ever pre-ordered thanks to GamePro’s coverage hyping my 12-year-old brain into a frenzy. I was ravenous for the game, completely obsessed with the apparent ability to jump into the shoes of a super soldier like none other....

May 30, 2025 · 10 min · 2124 words · Brittany Howard

Twenty years of Blizzard: A retrospective

Strap yourselves in, readers. For it’s Blizzard’s “extended” 20th anniversary, and the studio has come bearing gifts. Namely, a shockingly in-depth retrospective video. Grab a tasty beverage, pop that popcorn, andgive it a watch. Starting way back in the Silicon & Synapse days, quite a bit of insight into what would eventually become one of the industry’s most respected companies is shared. Whether you simply love a good start-up tale or want to know more about Blizzard’s backstory, it’s absolutely worth the viewing time....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 107 words · Cody Ramsey

Two Tetris games exemplify the problem with 3DS gaming

[Update: Our original story noted thatTetris: Axisis out on October 20; the correct release date is October 2. Furthermore, we’ve added a note to clarify that EA’s Android versions of Tetris (while free) is supported by ads. Sorry for any confusion.] As the Nintendo 3DS struggles to capture your attention in the age ofsmartphone gaming, two new puzzle games are the best example of one of the main problems with the system and its games....

May 30, 2025 · 2 min · 276 words · Melvin Moore

Unleashing creativity with PS3-exclusive ModNation Racers

A surprise announcement at E3 this year, the PlayStation 3 exclusiveModNation Racerslooks to redefine the kart racing genre with its ridiculous level of customization and community features. With abetabeing launched soon, Sony and developer United Front Games invited us out to its Vancouver-based studio to get an early look at what players can expect. As it turns out, a whole hell of a lot. Kart racing fans, you are not prepared....

May 30, 2025 · 11 min · 2213 words · David Davis

Vietnamese kid strangles elderly woman for money to play MMOs

This story is so ill I don’t even know where to begin, so I guess I’ll spit the facts out first and hopefully the fog in my brain will clear by then. The Vietnamese police have arrested a 13 year old Thai boy for strangling an 81 year old woman and burying her in a pile of sand in front of his house (surely no one would notice a big lump of grave-sized dirt there....

May 30, 2025 · 2 min · 262 words · Donna Bishop

Waiting for Santa? Watch Half-Life in 30 instead

Santa’s dead. HAHAHAH, pwned. OK, now that that’s out of the way I got some questions for you. Are you lonely tonight? Do you find yourself with nothing to do? Are you as much of a loser as I am? Yes? OK, I thought so. Join me, won’t you, in watching this amazing 30-minute speed run through the originalHalf-Life. Get out the popcorn and crowbars, cause you’re about to be entertained....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 71 words · Emma Duarte

Warriors: Legends of Troy has some stab-happy screenshots

The first time we’d ever heard ofWarriors: Legends of Troywasummmm,around this time last year. In the twelve months following its announcement, Koei Tecmo has said absolutely nothing. All we know is that it’sDynasty Warriors, but starring Greeks and featuring M-rated violence. Oh, and we also now know what it looks like thanks to the first shots. I’d been wondering if this game was dead due to the lack of news concerning it, so these new screens cheer my heart....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 127 words · Cindy Clark

Weekend Destructainment: A celebration of bad voice acting

Your regular Destructainment host Hamza is away fighting in The Great War this weekend, so your regular collection of game-related videos is being presented by yours truly instead. I thought we’d do something a little special this week and have a themed post. I’m an irregular poster on NeoGAF and sometimes a thread there really catches me eye. One such thread was a collection of cutscenes with absolutely horrendous voice acting....

May 30, 2025 · 1 min · 144 words · Jessica Powell