Nothing is sacred: The taking of life

[Editor’s note: We’re not just a (rad) news site — we also publish opinions/editorials from our community & employees like this one, though be aware it may not jive with the opinions of Destructoid as a whole, or how our moms raised us. Want to post your own article in response? Publish it now onour community blogs.] In my mind, I try not to over think or justify why certain overused mechanics in videogames are adhered to like a good recipe passed down from some popular chef....

June 26, 2025 · 4 min · 819 words · Cory Gallegos

OFLC rates Ubisoft’s Ghost Recon Predator and Rabbids Lab

Yesterday, the Australian Office of Film and Literature Classification rated the mostly-unannounced Ubisoft title,Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Predatorfor a multiplatform release. While not much is known about the title, one can assume it’s the latest in the series ofGhost Recontitle games that is assumed to be released in 2010. In afinancial report earlier this year, Ubisoft execs referred to the title only asGhost Recon4. This possible title could reveal some clues as to gameplay, setting, or story… but we doubt it has anything to do with Arnold Schwarzenegger or Danny Glover....

June 26, 2025 · 1 min · 137 words · Johnny Pearson

OnLive subscription plan detailed

While OnLive had been available for customers since June, it’s been a fairly bare-bones service for the most part, but it looks like that’s about to change. With 40 titles in their catalog and a release date for the Microconsole device, things are really starting to pick up with the service. However, in addition to announcing the Microconsole release date, OnLive also announced plans for a brand new flat-rate plan for OnLive consumers....

June 26, 2025 · 2 min · 227 words · Samantha Munoz

Painkiller next in line for movie adaptation

It’s becoming such a common occurrence that I can’t even muster the strength to object —Painkiller, developed by Polish studio People Can Fly, will be the next game on the list of blockbuster-hopeful adaptations of video game properties for the big screen,Varietyis reporting. No mention ofhe who shall not be namedin the works yet, however, but the team assembled thus far has quite a list of accomplished pictures, including “Elf” and the upcoming Eddie Murphy flick “Starship Dave”....

June 26, 2025 · 2 min · 242 words · Joshua Meyer

Panzer General lives on as an upcoming XBLA card game

Those wondering when Ubisoft was going to do something with thePanzer Generalrights need not wonder any longer.Panzer General: Allied Assault, an Xbox LIVE Arcade card game, will be launching this fall. Petroglyph Games, the studio who created thoseStar Warsreal-time strategy games andUniverse at War, will be handling the development responsibilities. Now, if the words “card game” make you wince, it’s worth acknowledging thatAllied Assaultis just as much a board game as it is a videogame about card decks....

June 26, 2025 · 1 min · 127 words · Amy Cruz

PAX East: A smattering of photos

As some of you may have heard, the camera with almost all of the pictures from the weekend was stolen on Saturday night, complete with the memory card holding the secrets of all the astonishing times we had at PAX East. I’m taking measures to attempt to retrieve the lost equipment, but I’m not too hopeful. That said, take a look at the handful of pictures below that made it to my laptop before the “alleged incident,” from Thursday night and Friday morning....

June 26, 2025 · 1 min · 118 words · Michelle Martin

PC version of Left 4 Dead will have ‘unsupported’ split-screen play

Before the latest patch, the PC version of theLeft 4 Deaddemo incorporated split-screen play. Gamers found themselves confused, angry, and craving blood after the feature was removed in the latest patch. Thankfully, Valve designer Yahn Bernier came to save the day for those who like to crowd around their PC monitor with a friend and explained (via the Steam forums) why it was taken out and how it will be an “unsupported bonus feature” in the future:...

June 26, 2025 · 2 min · 233 words · Ricardo Phillips

Peggle, Sonic 2, and more getting XBLA discounts

In the past, a good percentage of Xbox LIVE’s so-called deals have been pretty crummy. But for the rest of this month, the Deal of the Week promos are surprisingly good. Don’t believe it? Keep on reading, good sir. Easily the weakest of the bunch isFable II‘s “See the Future” add-on, which of course is the first deal. Thanks for trying to make me look bad for trying to make you look good, guys!...

June 26, 2025 · 1 min · 172 words · Jasmine Romero

Pew Pew Preview!: Defendin’ de Penguin and King of Clubs

Good ol’ DMV is back again with a few more games for you. Recently, I’ve been talking about some games likePro Bull RidingandLooney Tunes: Cartoon Conductor, but here are two gems:Defendin’ De PenguinandKing of Clubs, another set of games I got to try out while visiting Crave Entertainment up in New York City. I can tell you’re excited just by hearing the names. The first title,Defendin’ De Penguinis a tower defense game that’s aimed towards kids....

June 26, 2025 · 4 min · 788 words · Eric Doyle

Piano Squall shows Dtoid some love; continues being awesome in general

If you listened to last week’sRetroforceGO!then you know we’re huge game music nerds. To help celebrate our geekery, video game pianistPiano Squalloffered up an autographed CD and poster as a special prize for our weekly contest, which was won by Dtoid’s own Lord Satorious. Congratulations! The time has now come for us to part with this lovely poster, so I thought I’d show it off one last time before I ship it out so you can see how cool it is, and to thank Piano Squall for his generosity....

June 26, 2025 · 1 min · 173 words · William Ferrell

Plants vs. Zombies swag is cute, Halloween-ready

Dear FTC, How are you this afternoon? I’m feeling stupendous and, as usual, ready to mislead our readers with bogus editorial because of the cool stuff a publisher has sent me. Speaking of which, I (and Nick Chester) received some more videogame swag this afternoon! PopCap Games sent me a box full ofPlants vs. Zombies-related stuff and a small reminder that the downloadable game is coming to iPhone and Xbox LIVE Arcade soon....

June 26, 2025 · 1 min · 191 words · Mark Williams

Politician called out for being a Halo player

The county supervisor election in Maricopa Count, Arizona is finally starting to heat up. Fliers aren’t the only thing Fulton Brock and Ed Hermes are dishing out as their campaigns come to a close. In a campaign mailing, Republican incumbent Fulton is attempting to smear the challenger Hermes by mentioning his record onHalo. From the mailing: Skilled player of popular video game Halo. Hermes was quoted in the ASU student newspaper as saying, “I am addicted to Halo and play almost every night....

June 26, 2025 · 1 min · 167 words · Hector Bryan

PopCap introduces WoW themed Peggle …. for free!

While I’m not bigWorld of Warcraftfan, I do love me somePeggle, so I’ll pretty much take any opportunity to play new levels. Hot on the heels of the announcement that you can nowplayPegglewithin WoWwhile you wait for the rest of your party to come meet you, PopCap has dished up the next slice of awesome: go here to download a completely free new ten level version ofPegglewith WoW-themed art from Blizzard artists!...

June 26, 2025 · 3 min · 543 words · Eric Daniels