Michael Pachter isn’t just an industry analyst, he’s a goddamnpsychic. The Nostradamus of videogames has predicted thatBioShock Infinite, a game we all believed was destined for highly negative reviews, will score upwards of 90% when the critics get their hands on it. Amazing!

“Ken Levine was the lead on the first game, and is the lead on this one. I think he is a brilliant game maker,” he says, blowing our minds. “I think it’s likely that an Irrational game will get a review score in the 90s (look at their history).”

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Dude,look at their history! Pachter be throwing history all up in this b*tch! I was convinced thatBioShock Infinitewould be a complete and utter failure, but then Pachter laid down the HISTORY and I have become a believer. ABioShockgame getting high review scores … I would never have believed it, but thankfully we haveanalyststo keep it real!

BioShock Infinite review ‘in the 90s’ – Pachter[CVG]

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