I may not be a movie connoisseur, but I know what I like. And while Americans love to hate silly videogame-based movies, I love them. I’m the guy they make them for. I may be alone in this, but give meDead or Aliveover something likeCinderella Manany day.

It seems that my videogame movie prayers have been answered with the announcement of a newOneechanbaramovie. The Japanese budget hack-and-slash series starring a bikini-wearing, katana-wielding Japanese cowgirl has always raised eyebrows, but some seem more attracted to the game’spromotional campaignsthan the title itself. What better way to win them over than a pervy Japanese movie!

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Themoviewas just announced during a Tokyo press conference, and it will star Eri Otoguro as Aya, idol Chise Nakamura Aya’s imoto, and Manami Hashimoto as Reito.Kotakusays that this film will be screened at Shibuya Q-AX Cinema and Cinemart Shinjuku in April, before its full release.

Is this your kind of movie? Or are you one ofthosemovie people?

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