I’ve been calling himNobi Nobi Boythis whole time, but apparently in the West we’re to call himNoby Noby Boy. Whatever moniker he chooses to use, it doesn’t alter the fact that he’s a scary, vile, nasty freak sausage creature that should have been disinfected andburnedthe moment he was cut from his mother’s womb.
I’ve beenvoicing disapprovalof this abomination’s existence for a while, but it seems that he’ll be coming to the PlayStation 3 regardless, and I’ll probably end up playing it. I am just afraid that if I do let thisthinginto my home, he’ll seduce my family and sodomize my soul. Just …lookat him. If heisa him. I only have his word on that.
Here are some more screens of the terrifying little horror and the freak circus that follows him around. He is everything wrong with the world and he’s got a PAL release fate of February 19 now. Be prepared for the soul rape.
