I may not buy any of this week’s downloadable games for Nintendo platforms, but even still, they are able to entertain me with their silly names. It’s almost as if the developers are trying to see who can come up with the most outlandish title and have it actually release.

On DSiWare, we’re looking atArt of Ink(800 points), which almost sounds like a tattoo parlor tycoon-type experience;Slingo Quest(800 points), a game that does the unthinkable by combining slots and bingo; andEscape Trick: The Secret of Rock City Prison(500 points), a “breakout adventure game.” The one-armed man did it, I swear!

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WiiWare is a bit on the light side, withPlay with Birds(500 points) andFast Draw Showdown(500 points). The former is minigames, and the latter was previously available, but now there’s a demo for it as well.

Battlefield 6 aiming RPG at a helicopter

BO7 key art

yordles animation still image

Destiny 2 Solstice 2025 armor

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

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