Despite rumors andspeculationsurrounding a possible 2D bounty-hunter adventure calledMetroid Dread, Nintendo has other plans. Take not making a 2DMetroidgame, for instance. How’s that for a good plan?
Straight and to the point, fromComputer and Video Games:
“Nintendo is not making the 2D Metroid at this point in time,” Nintendo told CVG.
Oh, good. That’s great. Well, at least that’ll free up Nintendo’s devs to spend some quality time making the games gamers want to play. Like crossword puzzle titles and fourteen Brain Age spin-offs. Because, you know, the readers ofMartha Stewart Livingwould never be able to wrap their heads around a 2DMetroidtitle, so what’s the point?
Maybe Nintendo will hear our exassperated sighs and change its mind. Or hey, I hear online petitions work.
