Remember those incrediblydouchey 3DS lifestyle shotsthat we posted a while ago? Well, Nintendo has followed up that spot of douchiness with some turbo-douchiness, definitively doubling your douche divisions.

Watch the video and attempt to pick which one you’d like to slap the hardest. I’ve also named them for your convenience — Nostrils O’ Hoolihan, Quinzel Spinstress, Ryu Hazuki, Fergus Gingerdick, Mr. Hat-Wearing Shitmuncher and Curly Fructose.

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