Good evening, my little poppets. I do hope you’ve been staying cozy. I really, really need to stop writing introductions toDestructoid Showposts like I’m Mrs. Doubtfire.
Today’s episode is jam-packed with funfactz. First, our new friend Marcel Dee made us someofficial Destructoid Miis for your Nintendo 3DS. Then, Tara drops some knowledge about the latestMass EffectDLC,Arrival.Then, it’s time for some real talk aboutwhat’s going on over at Zynga these days. There’s a rumor thatGod of Warmight be going online soon, (but only if Kratos learns to lay off the caps-lock first, am I right? RAAAAGHHH!) after that, we have afabulous exclusive tidbit aboutFezcourtesy of our tiger-uppercutting homeboy Holmesie. Er. Jonathan Holmes. Also:Max Payne 3screenshots.
If you haven’t heard, Tara got the idea to do a new segment called Show & Tell, where we take a look at games created by Dtoid community members. First in this series isBeetlenaut, which I personally think is enjoyable and funny. It’s playable onBeetlenaut.comand is available on the Android market. iOS version in the works. Wanna promote your game on our show? Readthis.
Saving the best for last, of course, theMr. Destructoid Vs. Squidbearteeshirt isnow available for purchase right here on Splitreason. I designed this shirt myself, and I hope you guys like it. Don’t buy all the shirts, please. I still need one for myself, I’m so very cold.
Spoiler alert:Jonathan Holmes traded my girlfriend an Emolga inPokemon Whiteand I made her name it “Holmesie.” It’s the closest I’ll ever get to bearing a child with Holmes himself.
