Microsoft has been taking a page from theJosef Mengele Bumper Book of Researchand is nowracially profiling its customers. The Xbox 360 manufacturer claims that Hispanic people are “more concerned than the general population” with home entertainment products this holiday season.
According to MS’ new Lebensunwertes Leben Division, 89% of Hispanics versus 64% of what Microsoft refers to as “real people” want a gift that “brings the family together.” Microsoft speculates that that this is because Hispanic families are rife with debt, deceit and abuse. Probably.
Half of Hispanic adults “probably play video games with family or friends over the holidays.” It is speculated that MS is interested in family demographics with its new “casual” push for the Xbox 360. It is also speculated that Microsoft will start measuring skulls next.
