The law of videogame physics states that a game based on the movie will suck. When the movie is based on a comic book, the game will suck even harder. It’ll suck the weeping, milky vagina of Satan’s most brazen cattle, in fact.X-Men Origins: Wolverinebucked this trend, and according to Marvel, it’s a trendthat will continue.

“We are not doing movie-based games anymore,” says Marvel Executive Vice President of Global Digital Media Group Ira Rubenstein. “Actually, wait … we are not doingcrappymovie-based games anymore. you’re able to quote me on that.”

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Rubenstein states thatIron Man 2has been in production since the first game wrapped up, and doesn’t want to be blamed for the abomination that was the original. He also wants us to get excited for the upcomingThorgame, and seems to believe that this all marks the start of comic-based games that we won’t be trading in two days after purchase.

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A Minecraft Movie cast standing together in Minecraft

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The Fantastic Four and Thunderbolts teams from Marvel