I’ve seen neither hide nor hair fromThe Wheelmanin well over a year, but here we are, with a brand new trailer from Midway. For those who don’t know about this title, all you really need to be aware of is that its success is hinging on the fact that it stars phallic Hollywood slaphead Vin Diesel, the man whose voice is like living sandpaper.

It’s got everything you’d expect — car chases, explosions, gunplay, and Vin Diesel doing what he does best — being bald. Midway also seems to have pinched thePursuit Force“car jumping” gimmick. Might work quite well, might fail spectacularly. We shall see.

BO7 key art

Outside of that, the only thing I have to say is that the game looks very, very Midway. I think you know what I mean.

yordles animation still image

Destiny 2 Solstice 2025 armor

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

A snap of the upcoming MESA update in PEAK

Naked Snake sneaking around in MGS Delta.