Video game shirts with their boring, static images are so 2006. Not this shirt, though. This shirt is the future!
The geniuses over atThink Geekare selling a t-shirt that animatesPongbeing played on your chest. Sorry,Retro Table Tennis, as they are calling it. Check it out in all its low framerate gloryhere.
Sadly, the animation is on a loop and you cannot actually play the game. Which is unfortunate because I would have loved to been able to use the pick-up line, “Care for a game ofRetro Table Tennis?” as I thrust out my chest and pulled a controller out of my pants.
Two AAA batteries to run the shirt are not included. But whatisincluded is the satisfaction of knowing that you are the coolest person in the room. And by “coolest” I mean “nerdiest.” And by “nerdiest” I mean “most awesome.”
