Oh, Hamza Bullets, what can’t they do? I know that they can help to pick out the winners of theDeath Tank super ‘shoop and haiku of deathcontest thatrecently ended.
Sadly, the Hamza Bullets didn’t win. Not because they aren’t awesome (which they are), but because there were entries that had just a little bit more of what I was looking for, and even some things I hadn’t even thought of.
Leave it up to the D’toid community to take meliterallyand use fish tanks, dunk tanks,Left 4 Deadtanks, and evenThomas the Tank Enginetanks in their entries. Kudos to you, folks. Kudos to you.
So, which entries won the freeDeath Tankcodes? Follow up after the jump to see if your entry was one of the winning ten. Also, since there were ten codes to give away, I split it up into the top five haiku, and the top five pictures.
These were judged by how much they made me laugh, inventiveness, creativity, and whether or not the entry followed the rules (mostly me laughing, though).
But, seriously, some of you may want to look up the definition of haiku. Just saying.
Now, for no apparent reason whatsoever, the haiku winners go first!
Sup3rt3d: Star Wars is always good.
Oh Luke SkywalkerSo near Death on Hoth but savedBy the Bacta Tank
Death becomes a gameAs the tank rolls closer stillArmageddon it?
kittwalker: Wtf is a BBC Micro?
I used to play Tanks,On my BBC Micro.Death Tank looks better
portastad:Death Becomes Herwas terrible.
Death Becomes Her, yahIt was a box office tankStraight to VHS
drfoongoggles: I had to look up the syllable count in “towards.”
Death rolling toward meIn shape of big, bad-ass tankI soil trousers
the GAMEGOBLIN: Baby tank of death!
sirjester: Although you don’t get the haiku thing,Bill and Ted’sDeath is win.
Those are the winners, folks! Please don’t be too upset if you didn’t get one of the codes, it was hard enough deciding on the winners as it was. Special nod to Wedge’s shark tank ‘shoop … I wish you had putDeathin it, but them’s the rules!
Email me at[email protected]to claim your prizes. Also, please use the same email you use to make your account, so we can verify that you are you. There some sneaky people on the Internet, and those bastards don’t deserve the awesome ofDeath Tank.
