Above this text is the greatest trailer ever. It’s for the Metallica version ofPlay Plastic Instruments. It looks awesome. Some staff members and I discussed it thoroughly. Here is the conversation:
Brad Nicholson: “Downloading [the trailer]– WHEREVA I MAY ROAM. ROVA, WANDERA, NOMAD, VAGABOND, CALL ME WHAT YOU WIIIIIIIILLLLLL.”Jonathan Holmes:“I DUB THEE UNFORGIVEN.”Brad Nicholson:“ITS HOLDS YOU, HOLDS YOU, HOLDS YOUUUUU UNTIL IT SLEEPS.”
Jonathan Holmes:“NEVER SHINED THROUGH AND WHAT I’VE SHOOOWWN!”
Nick Chester:“GOOOOOOO!!!!”
Brad Nicholson:“MASTER. MASTER! MASTER OF PUPPETS SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING.”
Brad Nicholson:“DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES I SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY… DRAGULAAAAA. DO IT BABAY, DO IT BABAY.”
Samit Sarkar:“Wasn’t that Rob Zombie? I seem to remember that song being inGran Turismo 2…”
Brad Nicholson:“Whoops.”
Nick Chester:“GOOOOO!!!!”
Jonathan Holmes:“DREAMS OF WAR DREAMS OF LIES DREAMS OF DRAGONS FIRE AND THE THINGS THAT WILL BITE. YEAH”
Jim Sterling: “Oh Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why, you had to hiiiiide away for so long (so long), where did we go wrooooong? O wate.”
