Within the past few weeks, you, the average Destructoid community member, have seen some of your peers promoted to front page editor status.  WhileBraddoes mostly news andConradwas recruited for his features, they both possess a common trait: on their Community Blogs, they were prolific, eloquent writers.  I would be honored to say that I am here to join the newbs for the same reasons.  Unfortunately, I can’t.

You may have previously known me as Dexter345, Destructoid reader since the beginning, lover ofEarthboundand hater ofMega Man, one of the many fine individuals ofDtoidLosAngeles, and all around pretty cool guy (if I may say so myself).  But not this week.

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I am here because I have signed up asDestructoid’sE3 Intern Bitch.

So what will I be doing as Intern Bitch 2008?  Well, apparently word has gotten out that our primadonna editors will have an intern for this trip, so they have assembled a laundry list of small requests and odd jobs for me, which I’ve compiled in a list for quick reference on Dtoid mobile. Hit the jump and see what being an intern at Destructoid is all about!

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So that’s it for now.  Hopefully I can get all of this done tonight, so your regular editors will be primed and ready for the first day of extreme blogging about E3.  You might hear from me again throughout the week, with more tales of being E3 Intern B*tch 2008.

Destiny 2 Solstice 2025 armor

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Naked Snake sneaking around in MGS Delta.