Mr. Destructoid is feeling very generous this month (if you’re a US resident, of course; let’s get thatcrapstormoutta the way right now). Hot off the heels of ourOVER 9000contest (which is still running and has a deadline extension — more on that later), we’ve teamed up with Rocket XL to give awayanotherXbox 360, this time with a copy ofAlone in the Dark, a hat, a T-shirt, a flashlight and an Edward Carnby figure.
What do you have to do in order to win this stuff? Well, since I’m alreadydestroying the CBlogswith our other contest, I thought I’d be more merciful to the community and forcemyselfto suffer instead. What I want you to do is put your artistic skills to use and draw what you think happens toothervideogame characters when they are alone in the dark. We already know what Edward Carnby has to put up with, but how about Pikachu, or Kratos? When the lights go out, what dotheyget up to? Simply emailjim @ destructoid.comwith your artistic renderings.
And now you can see why I’m due to suffer. I dread to think how many images of Yoshi masturbating I’m going to get in my inbox now. Let’s at least try and keep it moderately original and … not so penile … please? Now, the rules:
The contest runs for a month — deadline endsJuly 23, 2008.
One entry per contestant.
Email must be titled “Alone in the DarkContest,” otherwise you’ll die or something.
Offer is open toUS residents only. Again, apologies to my friends in Europe and Canada. I promise I am working on something more worldwide for you guys.
I want these imageshand-drawn. Yes, this isno Photoshop contest, you maggots. With pencils, crayons, an electronic drawing device (not Paint; a hand drawing device) or your owndried blood, I want pictures hand-drawn and then scanned/photographed/whatever’d. Most inventive and funny image wins.
