When you want to act really tough, what do you do? Do you drink a lot of whiskey and give yourself a tattoo with a rusty piece of barbed wire? Or do you run outside and knock down a tree with your bare hands? While both of those things areprettymanly, nothing can top the pure rush of testosterone you feel by being a guest on a late-night SPIKE show and talking aboutKirby’s Epic Yarn. F*CK YEAH! I can feel a giant beard growing out of my face just thinking about it!
In a few minutes, an episode ofGameTrailers TVI was a guest on is going to air on SPIKE (1:10 a.m. EST). On it, I represent Destructoid by talking about what games are going to be hot this holiday season.
You can watch it if you like. I mean, I don’t really care either way. I will probably skip it and just do push-ups on top of a hot naked lady. A hot naked lady who is also cooking me dinner and vacuuming my living room.
KIRBY’S EPIC YARN, BITCHES!
