Gamers, I am overjoyed to meet you face to face. You’ve been getting quite a name all around the place. Healing Heavies, spawning from the dead … and now I understand you’re l33t … at least that’s what you’ve said. So …
You are the l33t, Mr. Wonderful l33t,Prove to me that you’re divine,Fight the forces of Combine,Do that on hard, and I’ll be your R-tard,C’mon, king of the Pews!
Gamers, you just won’t believe the noobs you’ve pwned round here,You are all we talk about, your Gamerscore we fear,Oh what a pity, if it’s ‘cos you hack,Still I’m sure that you could beat theGaidensback-to-back.
So you are the l33t, Mr. Wonderful l33t,Prove to me that you’re no fool,Walk across my Imulsion pool,Win a deathmatch on Bog, and you can ride my Warthog,C’mon, king of the Pews!
Hit the jump to see what we’ve been playing this week, when we haven’t been indulging in religious rock opera.
Also,Unreal Tournament 3on the PlayStation 3 — I think the reason I like this game is because I can win! It would be nice if people I knew owned PS3 consoles, though.
Other than that, I continued my fixation with some short guy in spandex named Joe. Henshin a-go-go, baby! Damn, he’sViewtiful.
Also I’ve been playingDragon Quest Monster: JokerandFinal Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings.Dragon Questis really fun, but I’m not big on the whole tactics angle ofFFXII: RW. Kind of annoying, plus I keep hitting the wrong spot on the screen and screwing up my plan of attack. It starts off well, but dies quickly after the third time I fail to move my team into position.
That’s why I boughtCooking Mama 2… I need to play something easy. Tapping the screen is so much easier than tap, move, circle, tap, etc.
Aside from that, I’m still playing throughKid Icaruson my DS Lite. I’m lame, I know, but this game is a game I’ve never finished before and I think that the groundswell appreciation for the series’ return is completely grounded. The only other thing I’ve been doing with my DS, is to play multiplayer battles ofTetrisat work while we’re on break.
Oh, I also got sh*tfaced drunk last weekend and playedAegis Wing(a title whose name I still can’t pronounce correctly) with Topher until 6 a.m. It was awesome.
But when that extra power was there, I’ve been playingSoulCaliber: Legendson the Wii, which is a good game in the same way TurkishStar Warsis a good movie. And I played throughUmJammer Lammyon the PS1 just to psych myself up for that new project coming to the Wii from theParappateam. And as always,Super Puzzle Fighter II Turboonline on the PSP.
For the uninitiated, here’s a link to TurkishStar Warsspine tingling climax.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbYczbBlatA
