Thank you I-Mockery. Thank you so much from saving me the pain from having to actually watch this movie. You may remember when I showed you all thetrailer for this movie a coupleof months back. Well, it finally came out this week andDr. Boogie at I-Mockerybraved the film to give the Internets a review:

Matters are complicated by the fact that Charlie doesn’t have any enhanced abilities in the game world (apart from a better haircut and the ability to see without wearing his glasses). Plus, when he gets hurt in the game, it hurts him for real (coughNightmareonElmStreetcough). To offset this handicap, the game gives him three extra lives and access to weapons and health power-ups:

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OK, so maybe it isn’t that bad compared to the rest of the crap that has come out. It does have originality going for it. Plus, its gotTopanga!!!

Speaking of Topanga (Danielle Fishel),Game Box 1.0has got aMySpacetoo. The only reason I bring this up is because a good chunk of the pictures on the profile are of Danielle. That’s one way to promote the flick …

Superman, Elio, and Glordon all looking up

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Steve, Garrett, and Henry standing on a bridge in front of a Woodland Mansion in A Minecraft Movie.

Five A Minecraft Movie characters standing in a blocky Minecraft forest with a dog.

A Minecraft Movie cast standing together in Minecraft

The Fantastic Four standing in front of a large blue four in Marvel’s The Fantastic Four: First Steps film.

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The Fantastic Four and Thunderbolts teams from Marvel