Prize your arsecheeks apart and prepare for a thick veiny pole of Appness to plunge deep inside your sloppy pocket (of getting things for free). Today’s free app isZombies Ate My Baby, a spunking treat of a sodding game for you to cumming play.

It’s a shooting game in which a stationary woman with big busters shoots at incoming hordes of zombies. The first level feels rather dreary, but it soon ramps up as the zombie count rises and you may’t just methodically pop them off anymore.

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It’s pretty good, and has a nice theme song. Get it, you munters.

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