I still can’t believethis is coming out. What the hell, EA? Who the fck are these people? It’s one thing to have celebritiesguest star inFaceBreaker, but this? At least I can punch the sht out of people like Kim Kardashian inFaceBreaker. I’d rather donkey punch her, but beggars can’t be choosers.
Who are these people? Paul Pierce? Kristi Yamaguchi? Keith Urban? The only people I recognize are Nelly Furtado and Fergie. I actually like Nelly Furtado’s music and as far as Fergie goes, they modeled her all wrong. She is one fugly ass btch in real life. She actually looks fckable in these screens, unlike her real self. Josh Duhamel needs to dump her ass. What? He’s hot. If I was a chick, I’d let him do me. Plus, the c*nt can’thold her piss, so she’s definitely a horrible choice to play sports.
Funny thing is, I know this game was at the EA Showcase, but my brain didn’t register it. Every time I walked past it, my brain was like “naw, bitch, this s**t ain’t gonna register with yo eyes,” so my brain just has a black screen in place of what I should have seen every time I try and go remember it. Also, my brain is totally gangsta, apparently.
This post was totally inspired by, and is nowhere near as awesome as,WWTDD.
